Ryan Howard Fails to Knock David Bell From the Record Books by Failing to Hit Triple
Hunter Pence hit fifth behind Ryan Howard and Howard went 4-4 with a homer, two doubles and fell a triple shy of hitting for the cycle. There has been rampant discussion concerning the lack of proven…Read More
Halladay Goes 0-3 With Two Strikeouts and Six Left on Base
Roy Halladay did not have a real good day at the plate today. Luckily he threw seven innings of one hit ball and made the Pirates looks really silly. It also helped that the rest of the offense showed…Read More
Series 6-Pack: “No because they suck.”
Obviously, no one read anything into that last series–nobody thought it perfectly illustrated our inability to beat everybody but the Giants, nobody thought it was Dom Brown’s last chance…Read More
Phillie Phanatic Goes on Rampage Through Philadelphia Airport
The Phillie Phanatic escaped from his handlers the other day and ran rampant through the Philadelphia Airport for an entire afternoon, leading to Phillies broadcaster Scott Palmer to accidentally let it…Read More
Phillies to Acquire Some Sort of Pain Free Placido Polanco
Hunter Pence to the Phillies for Jarred Cosart, Jonathan Singleton, and somebody else! Hunter Pence to the Braves for their top four pitching prospects! Hunter Pence to the Sudan for three barrels of crude…Read More
Phils Lose First Series Since June 19th
There are really no high aspirations for a game featuring a ridiculously lopsided pitching match-up.…Read More
Other Broadcasters to Never be Immortalized with Statues
On August 14, the Phillies will unveil the Harry Kalas statue that, if given a microphone, would instantly…Read More
Cain Bests Hamels as Author Careens Violently Toward Expletive Laden Rant
I am having a difficult time writing anything resembling coherent, rational thought after tonight’s…Read More
Jose Contreras Attempts Transformation Into Superhero
Phillies reliever Jose Contreras received a platelet-rich plasma injection to help alleviate pain in…Read More
Raise Your Hand if You Thought That Vance Worley Would Throw a Complete Game This Season
Looking at the scheduled starting pitchers for today’s baseball game in Philadelphia, the Giants…Read More







