<h4>Ben Revere less of an offensive contributor in March and April and really more of an easy target for people who like to complain, hitting .200 w...
Justin Klugh
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Just wait until they start adding players! That's when the real will begin!
We just spent six months and two more nights seeing who gets to play in these games, then we sort of blast through the first round of the post season like baseball is suddenly supposed to be played with urgency or in time for things.
The Braves are always emotional, and it’s silly. Also, we hate them Braves. This is a Phillies web site.
Maybe Gonzalez is headed to Florida right now to learn the ways of American baseball. But chances seem to be increasing that he's actually still in Cuba, not existing.
It only makes sense for Chooch to stay a Phillie forever. And of course I'm speaking with hyperbole. Nobody is trying to trap him in a Phillies uniform and keep him here for literally ever with some sort of wizard's spell or something I haven't worked out
Remember the double helmet cup thing Cliff Lee was screwing around with? If there is anything I learned from this past season it is baseball is not fun.
"Give Howard a blow?" What is that? Like, hit him? With a bat? So he gets more playing time? Jesus, Ruben. That's not what 'advanced metrics' is.
I'll see you in .
Brian McCann! Chris Johnson! Justin Upton! That other, not-as-good Upton that we all wanted to be on our team! Dan Ugg--Oh.
It's all part of moving for--IT'S THE ALIEN PARASITE RUN RUN OH MY GOD