Archive for November, 2010

Nov 30th 2010

Phillies to Start Winter Meetings with Barely a Whisper

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The Phillies’ acquisition machine has been decommissioned for now; lying dormant in that warehouse where they put the Ark of the Covenant, waiting for its chance to rev to life and arrange a three-team trade from nowhere.

Nov 29th 2010

Jamie Moyer Celebrates Holidays with Plunging Realty Prices

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It is Seattle, America’s flooded sub basement.

Nov 28th 2010

A Quick Jayson Werth Update to Interrupt Your Breakfast

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Whatever. Enjoy your disgusting soggy cereal.

Nov 28th 2010

FanSided and Site5 Want You to Feel Good About Yourself

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Help them before I buy the Rock Band key-tar and then hurl it against the wall. I’ll do it.

Nov 28th 2010

Tragic Passing of the Day: Tom Underwood

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It had him bouncing around, like, six different teams. Maybe less. Five. I can’t remember. Exact numbers can be tough

Nov 27th 2010

Peterson Orr: Canada’s Vlad Guerrero

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He’s lukewarmly versatile, he plays hard, and he’s not a dick. When does that combination of qualities not get you a chance? Constantly

Nov 26th 2010

It is Dennys Reyes’ Turn to Get Phillies’ Promiscuous Interest

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He’s worn 10 different colors–six in 2002-05 alone. Does this mean he is a spineless mercenary, grizzled from years of endless war and eroded faith in humanity?

Nov 26th 2010

BlueClaws Coach Steve Schrenk Kicking Ass Across Australia

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Now if somebody could please bring me some of the infield dirt, I can get back to Tom Sizemore-ing myself.

Nov 24th 2010

A Vicious Thanksgiving Beating from the Phillies

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But the Phillies are my real family, isn’t that right, not-at-all-kidnapped Phillies players?

Nov 24th 2010

Ex-Phils Manager Nick Leyva Kidnapped by Pirates, Forced to Coach

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More fuel has been added to the furious cross-state rivalry that has never existed in the current era.

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