Chase Utley Sort of has to be Fine or You Know
Chase Utley was left out of the Phillies lineup last night due to pain in his side. It’s probably an oblique issue, says everyone, and the best the Phillies could do in terms of optimism was getting…Read More
Phillies Somehow Beat Marlins 7-3 With Strange Thing Called “Runs”
Before Tuesday night’s 7-3 win over the Marlins in Miami, things certainly did not seem as though things were going to go well. First, Chase Utley was scratched from the lineup with a rib cage issue.…Read More
Cole Hamels, Ryan Howard Have Differing Reactions to Media
There are plenty of Phillies who’ll be answering questions soon. But at the moment, some have chosen to remain quiet. And that some is Cole Hamels. Cole left without speaking to anyone yesterday,…Read More
Phillies Gameday: Sleeping With The Fishes
Just when you think the Phillies have turned a corner, they remind you of their offensive futility. After failing to back Cole Hamels yet again, the possibility of Hamels setting a career high in losses…Read More
Mid Series Six-Pack: “Winning would destroy the morale for sure.”
It’s been a pretty crazy couple of days for the the Phillies, with the frantic, exhilarating wins and the slow, dreadful losses. Ehsan Kassim of Marlin Maniac is back to document some answers for…Read More
Phillies Dominated By Worst Pitcher Ever; Fall To Pathetic Marlins 5-1
If I were Cole Hamels, I’d be ticked off too. Hamels left Marlins Park after last night’s…Read More
Carlos Ruiz and Ryan Howard Go Down at Appropriately Uplifting Moment for Phillies
Remember that time this season when everything was going right for the Phillies? It was, like, 24 hours…Read More
Dom Brown Delirious with Joy Over Thing that Happened
Like all of us, Dom Brown is from somewhere. Unlike your somewhere, Dom’s is home to the person…Read More
Ryan Howard to Receive MRI on Knee so he and Chooch can Reportedly be “Twinsies”
Being the good teammate that he is, Ryan Howard isn’t letting Carlos Ruiz stay behind and be the…Read More
Carlos Ruiz Leaves Game with Injury as Chooch-Watch Begins Anew
Chooch left yesterday’s glorious series-winning victory with a hamstring injury. It was a terrible…Read More
He good. RT @mldrago: Threshers 3B Maikel Franco named Phillies Minor League Player of Week after batting .321 with 2 HRs, 3 RBI. #phillies
Phillies Youth Movement May Be Best Thing For Future AND Present
It’s been thought that if the Phillies fall out of contention within in the next two months (and…Read More
Phillies Walk-Off Win Over Reds Was Weird And Awesome
Baseball is the only one of the four major sports that is played without a clock. And on Sunday, the…Read More
“That’s how you beat the shift,” Charlie Manuel jokes about actual way to beat shift
What was most confusing about Charlie Manuel’s post game press conference last night was the chuckles. He…Read More
Why Michael Young Should Be The Phillies’ New Leadoff Hitter
What are the main jobs of a leadoff hitter? A leadoff hitter is supposed to be someone who gets on base…Read More
Jimmy Rollins Acknowledges Cruel, Finite Nature of Time
Todd Zolecki really dug into Jimmy Rollins’ memories and nostalgia today, and offered a dystopian…Read More






