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Ruben Amaro Politely Explains How He Fooled You All Into Thinking Chase Utley Would Play Third Base

John Stolnis

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Sep 28, 2012

Game Day Three-Pack: “I’m this close to venturing outside with a Yankees hat just so I can feel alive.”

Justin Klugh

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Sep 28, 2012

Charlie Manuel Thanks Phillies Fans for Having Souls Crushed Right Along with Team

Justin Klugh

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Sep 28, 2012

Phillies Preparing to Die; All Hope Is Lost

John Stolnis

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Sep 28, 2012

Chase Utley Sponsors Better Mural Than You’ll Ever Paint

Justin Klugh

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Sep 28, 2012

A Depressing End: Phils Lose Final Game at Home to Nats 7-3

John Stolnis

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Sep 28, 2012

REPORT: Mike Trout Would Sign with Phillies in Exchange for Season Tickets, Probably

Justin Klugh

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Sep 27, 2012

Phillies vs. Nats: And now the conclusion

Ethan Seidel

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Sep 27, 2012

Mike Schmidt’s Birthday is Time for Deep, Inward Reflection on How Awesome Mike Schmidt Was

Justin Klugh

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Sep 27, 2012

Jayson Werth’s Heel Turn Complete, Phillies Lose 8-4

John Stolnis

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Sep 27, 2012

Roy Halladay May Get One More 2012 Start Because Honestly Who Will Stop Him

Justin Klugh

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Sep 26, 2012

Phast Phive: Stay Phocused

Justin Klugh

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Sep 26, 2012

NL East Infection: Commitment Issues

Justin Klugh

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Sep 26, 2012

Holy Crap, Guys… Did You See What Darin Ruf Did? Phils Beat Nats 6-3

John Stolnis

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Sep 26, 2012

Phillies Accidentally Announce Secret Plan for 2013 to Everyone

Justin Klugh

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Sep 25, 2012

Phillies Bring Cole Hamels and Carlos Ruiz to the Front, Point at Them

Justin Klugh

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Sep 25, 2012

The Phillies Really Need Domonic Brown To Be Good

John Stolnis

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Sep 25, 2012

Phillies Now Asking You to Come Around on Cody Ross

Justin Klugh

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Sep 24, 2012

Delusions and Miracles: Phils Just About Dead After 2-1 Loss to Atlanta

John Stolnis

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Sep 23, 2012

Phillies Ready to Ask Roy Halladay to Change for Them

Justin Klugh

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Sep 23, 2012

Kyle Kendrick’s Hex of Atlanta Continues, Phils Win 6-2

John Stolnis

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Sep 22, 2012

Chipper Jones to be Apparently Celebrated for Ruining Everything All the Time

Justin Klugh

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Sep 21, 2012

Offense Wastes All Of This Week’s Runs in One Game, Phils Pound Mets 16-1

John Stolnis

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Sep 21, 2012

Phillies vs. Mets: Any more heroics?

Ethan Seidel

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Sep 20, 2012

Phillies Still Loose Enough to Play Cruel Joke on Fourth String Catcher

Justin Klugh

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Sep 20, 2012

Ruben Amaro Quietly Grants Antonio Bastardo Amnesty for 2013

Justin Klugh

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Sep 20, 2012

NL East Infection: Nationals ‘Pride’

Justin Klugh

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Sep 20, 2012

Ryan Howard Tells Everyone To Shut Up, Powers Phils Over Mets 3-2

John Stolnis

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Sep 20, 2012

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