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Ha, Ha… Damn: Roy Oswalt’s Phillies Debut

OMFG ROY OSWALT (6 IP, 4 ER, 7 H) IS TERRIBLE DID YOU SEE HIM SWEARING OUT THERE ON THE MOUND SH!T SH!T SH!T. DIRECTIONS: 1. Be an idiot 2. Watch Roy Oswalt have a bad game 3. HIT BUTTON Read | Share

The Oswalt Deal According to Mets Blogs

With Roy Oswalt saddlin’ up to Philly, Domonic Brown getting his own t-shirt, and police officers preying on the citizens they swore to protect, Philadelphia has become a hopeful/terrifying place…Read More

Ryan Howard Hurls Bat at Fans as Phils Win

Ryan was in the middle of striking out on three straight fastballs with the bases loaded when his bat flew out of his hands, just shy of the fans on the first base side.  The worst part was that it was…Read More

Let’s All Get Real Pissed About the Roy Oswalt Deal

“Literally” is a such a fantastic word.  I’ll assume we all know what it means so that I don’t have to patronize people with dictionary definitions (“Patronize,” of…Read More

Domonic Brown Shoe-in for Rookie of the Night

Domonic Brown, if you’ll recall, is the lord and savior of Phillies baseball.  He is offense incarnate.  He is footprints in the dirt.  He is blowing minds and bursting blood vessels from his…Read More

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Phillies Continue Hot Streak of Wins, Stupid Injuries

Even a win can feel like a loss. Jimmy Rollins went down yesterday with a bad case of “foul ball…Read More

Phillies Complete Sweep; This Time By Winning

So you probably heard me lathering the airwaves with interesting, intelligent Phillies commentary last…Read More

Minor Issues: Blood, Dogs, and the “Unstoppable” Crosscutters

LEHIGH VALLEY IRONPIGS (43-58) “Human growth hormone is another performance-enhancing drug so it’s…Read More

Phillies Avoid Slump, Implosion, Lidge to Win Game

“I don’t intend to have any surgery.” And with that, all team trainers, surgeons, and…Read More

Jamie Moyer Linked to Retirement for First Time in 47 Years

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. This is the mantra of subpar repair men the world over.…Read More

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