Archive for September, 2009

Sep30th

Or Die Trying

AUTHOR: Justin Klugh | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: None Yet

Let’s finish this shit already.

Sep29th

Oh We of Little Phaith

AUTHOR: Justin Klugh | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: None Yet

EVERYBODY PANIC.

Sep27th

We’re All Thinking It

AUTHOR: Justin Klugh | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: None Yet

Unimpressive baseball leads to crudely etched drawings.

Sep24th

Lidge Didn’t Pitch and Nobody Died

AUTHOR: Justin Klugh | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: None Yet

Happ returns to the scene to show off all the reasons why he’s an NL Rookie of the Year candidate (STILL), while Ryan Howard and Prince Fielder took turns being giants. Also, Shane Victorino’s stomach didn’t explode and he didn’t end up screaming at an umpire, so count your blessings.

Sep22nd

Florida Marlins Ruin Perfectly Good “Sleep With the Fishes” Headline

AUTHOR: Justin Klugh | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: None Yet

“Florida Marlins sleep with the Fishes” was the title I had in my head all day.

“Brilliant,” I thought. “It’s funny, and it will be accurate. I’ll even post a picture of a dead marlin to drive the point home.”

Sep20th

Shane Victorino: A Raging, Gastrointestinal Ball of Hawaiian Thunder

AUTHOR: Justin Klugh | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: None Yet

Earlier this year, I was in the left field stands when he threw a warm-up ball to a little girl. Clearly, I had no problem with this. In fact, I pointed at him. And he pointed back. We continued this gesture several times. I sat down.

“That’s Shane,” I informed some nearby people who hadn’t asked. “We’re friends.”

Sep17th

Cole Swats Nats; Shane’s got Guts

AUTHOR: Justin Klugh | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: None Yet

Between Cole and Ryan turning into nightmares for the opposition, you’ve got to wonder what it is about September that makes these guys explode. The playoffs in the air? Apple cider? Who knows. Whatever it is, its probably not the same thing that’s making Shane Victorino’s intestines explode.

Sep17th

Just Your Average Joe

AUTHOR: Justin Klugh | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: None Yet

But, it’s just like us to assume the worst, in hopes of being pleasantly surprised, and then being the cocks of the walk when the offense and pitching come alive.

I mean, haven’t you ever read this blog?

No. Probably not.

Sep15th

Phils Take Advantage of the Nationals’ Past Times

AUTHOR: Justin Klugh | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: None Yet

It takes a lot of guts to walk back into the lions’ den, after it has mauled, bitten, or merely run at you on several past occasions. A couple of times it may have been napping and you ran up to it and kicked it bravely in the ribs, emitting a mighty “YAH!” before the beast awoke and turned you into a torso.

Sep14th

Diary of a Mets Double Header

AUTHOR: Justin Klugh | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: None Yet

Despite the rivalry, despite Brad, victory was achieved, and sadly enough, it was achieved quietly, expertly, and with the most dignity that 45,000 alcoholics with shirts that said “JESUS HATES THE METS” could muster.

See you next, near, Amazin’s.