30 Sep
Or Die Trying
Let’s finish this shit already.
Archive for September, 2009
24 Sep
Lidge Didn’t Pitch and Nobody Died
Happ returns to the scene to show off all the reasons why he’s an NL Rookie of the Year candidate (STILL), while Ryan Howard and Prince Fielder took turns being giants. Also, Shane Victorino’s stomach didn’t explode and he didn’t end up screaming at an umpire, so count your blessings.
22 Sep
Florida Marlins Ruin Perfectly Good “Sleep With the Fishes” Headline
“Florida Marlins sleep with the Fishes” was the title I had in my head all day.
“Brilliant,” I thought. “It’s funny, and it will be accurate. I’ll even post a picture of a dead marlin to drive the point home.”