Phillies-Mets Series to Really Test Jeff Francoeur’s Patience with Everybody
Its the first Mets series of the season, and you know what that means. Somebody’s going to break the threshold of disgusting and lewd behavior at Citizens Bank Park. Wait, we did that already…Read More
Phillies to Quell Losing Streak with Contractual Gridlock
ABOVE: Phillies third base coach Sam Perlozzo attempts to stop Jayson Werth from running at a Giants player full speed and slapping him in the face. Nothing helps stop a monotonous cascade to a division’s…Read More
Fine, Let’s Talk About Some F@#$ing Contract Extensions
Why somebody hasn't used this stuff as source material for an all-lemurs version of American Pie, I have no idea. Life isn’t fair to the ring tailed lemur. The female gets way-horny, basically…Read More
Phillies Pitching Rocked by Diamondbacks and Other Desert Wildlife
Like a young gunslinger, the Phillies came swaggering out west after some minor success against division rivals near their hometown. And, like a young gunslinger, they couldn’t help but gleefully…Read More
Cole Hamels: As the Ice Cubes Melt
PICTURED: The past. I understand why the girls in Philly all have “Utley” on their jerseys. The cute face combined with his innate ability to perform well athletically is exactly what kept…Read More
Braves Tricked by Old Man in Series Finale
Half the infield was bench players, Chase’s defense was taking the night off, and Jamie Moyer was…Read More
Defense in Atlanta Borders on Sheer F#@%ing Insanity
"Like, REAL hard," Rooney continued, his eyes glazing over as an irrepressible shudder shot…Read More
Bullpen Comes Together to Crush Kyle Kendrick’s Smile
Kyle Kendrick. All through Spring Training, he was a puppy waiting to be adopted. Every day, as the…Read More
Phillies-Braves: This Series Ain’t Big Enough For the Both of Us
According to this Phillies preview, one of the hottest match-ups of this Phillies-Braves game will the…Read More
Rich Dubee Concedes: Phillies Pitchers Not Robots
Lidge and Romero are out, Blanton strains a thing, and now J.A. Happ is the next Phillies pitcher to…Read More










