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Phillies-Mets Series to Really Test Jeff Francoeur’s Patience with Everybody

Its the first Mets series of the season, and you know what that means.  Somebody’s going to break the threshold of disgusting and lewd behavior at Citizens Bank Park.  Wait, we did that already…Read More

Phillies to Quell Losing Streak with Contractual Gridlock

ABOVE: Phillies third base coach Sam Perlozzo attempts to stop Jayson Werth from running at a Giants player full speed and slapping him in the face. Nothing helps stop a monotonous cascade to a division’s…Read More

Fine, Let’s Talk About Some F@#$ing Contract Extensions

Why somebody hasn't used this stuff as source material for an all-lemurs version of American Pie, I have no idea. Life isn’t fair to the ring tailed lemur.  The female gets way-horny, basically…Read More

Phillies Pitching Rocked by Diamondbacks and Other Desert Wildlife

Like a young gunslinger, the Phillies came swaggering out west after some minor success against division rivals near their hometown.  And, like a young gunslinger, they couldn’t help but gleefully…Read More

Cole Hamels: As the Ice Cubes Melt

PICTURED: The past. I understand why the girls in Philly all have “Utley” on their jerseys.  The cute face combined with his innate ability to perform well athletically is exactly what kept…Read More

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Braves Tricked by Old Man in Series Finale

Half the infield was bench players, Chase’s defense was taking the night off, and Jamie Moyer was…Read More

Defense in Atlanta Borders on Sheer F#@%ing Insanity

"Like, REAL hard," Rooney continued, his eyes glazing over as an irrepressible shudder shot…Read More

Bullpen Comes Together to Crush Kyle Kendrick’s Smile

Kyle Kendrick.  All through Spring Training, he was a puppy waiting to be adopted.  Every day, as the…Read More

Phillies-Braves: This Series Ain’t Big Enough For the Both of Us

According to this Phillies preview, one of the hottest match-ups of this Phillies-Braves game will the…Read More

Rich Dubee Concedes: Phillies Pitchers Not Robots

Lidge and Romero are out, Blanton strains a thing, and now J.A. Happ is the next Phillies pitcher to…Read More

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