31 Jan
Ha, Ha, Ew
The Mets signing Jason Bay is like a man hiring a contract killer to take out his wife, but putting him in Citi Field is like telling him he has to do it with a spoon.
Archive for January, 2010
29 Jan
Jose Contreras is Awesome All Over the Place
We’ve all got jobs to do. Ryan hits the home runs, Shane throws guys out at home, Chase gets the ladies, Jayson gets the freakier ladies, Carlos lets dudes run into at him going 40 mph, and I sit in this chair and mock all of them they’re better at sports than me and the envy is literally eating me alive from the inside out.
28 Jan
Freddy Galvis: Smooth as Glass
He is a defensive shortstop; not one of these lead-off, walk off double-smashing, earthquake-evading, National League MVP’s we may have become used to seeing between second and third base in Philadelphia.
27 Jan
Lookin’ Good, Charlie
So, we get who can only be a quicker, chippier, thinner Phillies manager in 2010, and his name is still Charlie Manuel.
26 Jan
Somebody’s Cranky: Hateful Tuesday Commentary
I guess that’s why Hal Bodley’s the senior MLB correspondent: A+ analysis of wishes.