Harry Kalas to be Commemorated with Giant Version of Self
Going to work every day and staring Harry Kalas in the face must be a humbling, eerie experience at this point. We miss him every day; moreso on days when T-Mac’s shrill delivery and Sarge’s…Read More
Dance With Me Inside This Ring of Fire: Part Two
Part Two: First Things First I hope you like reading questions and then immediately reading answers to those questions, because that’s what you’re going to get. Our first series is against…Read More
Dance With Me Inside This Ring of Fire: A Phillies Square Table Discussion
Part One: Square Table Discussion When Crashburn Alley announced its intelligent person round table that for some reason excluded many of us violent alcoholics, we naturally descended into a pit of…Read More
Real Games Start Tomorrow
Former Braves prospect and current Pirates rotation space filler Charlie Morton started against the Phillies today. He of a 2-12 record and a 7.57 ERA last season. I am no sabermatrician, but I am…Read More
It Wouldn’t Be Phillies Baseball Without Pointless Story by Idiot
I thought Jamie Kennedy was stabbed to death in a van, but that’s just because Scream 2 is one of those movies that’s always on TV when I’m falling asleep. But it turns out, he is,…Read More
In Unprecedented Move, Phillies Continue Assigning Roles to Players
Jose Contreras will be closing instead of Brad Lidge, who can’t be bothered to be available on…Read More
Ben Francisco is Guy to Be Compared to Jayson Werth in 2011
Who would have thought that all this speculation, drama, and hand injuries would wind up exactly how…Read More
Phils Beat Bucs in Second to Last Game That Doesn’t Matter
ON DECK SERIES! Doesn’t typing in all caps make things more important? No? Are you sure?…Read More
NL East Infection: Spreading it Around
New York Mets Let’s get the Mets out of the way early this week. ESPN recently went to a New York…Read More
Sports Illustrated Ruins One-Second Break from Phillies Rotation Coverage
For mere moments, we were stolen away from the madness as everyone’s attention turned to the encroaching…Read More







