Lester Stifles Phils, Hamels Hurts Hand in Loss
All it takes is a line drive back to the pitcher to make the collective Philadelphia fan base shudder with fright. John Lester and Cole Hamels were locked in a pitcher’s duel when Adrian Gonzalez…Read More
NL East Infection: Hail to the Tweet
Florida Marlins Logan Morrison visited the Twitter Factory recently, and boy did he learn a thing or two! He saw the dead-eyed orphans calculating hashtag trends around the clock; the swampish labyrinth…Read More
Worley and Ibanez Star in Phillies 2-1 Win
This was the game in this series that was going to feature offense. There was a rookie who was having trouble throwing strikes and a overpriced veteran that can’t get anyone out occupying the…Read More
Clearwater Threshers Make up for Awful Reading Phillies by Being Great
Recently, we discussed the challenges of playing baseball in front of people who love you. This issue seems to be at the core of the Reading Phillies gross ineptitude; so much so that manager Mark Parent…Read More
Analysis of Ryan Madson’s Injury by a Furious Old Man
I’ve had hundreds of hand contusions in my day and only seven of them weren’t because I was building a chicken coop without a hammer. I once strolled to the plate with a few nails sticking…Read More
Cliff Lee Throws Third Straight Shutout
Cliff Lee has given up one run in June. After tonight, Lee has thrown three straight complete game…Read More
Series 5-Pack: Red on Red
By now, you’ve heard: The Phillies are terrible. Which is what will make it so weird when all…Read More
AT&T Kindly Invites Phillies Fans to Shut the F*ck Up for a Second
Golf! A lot of people seem to find it enthralling. Personally, if I want to yawn with a stick in…Read More
An Actually Serious Look at the All-Star Ballot
Apparently there’s some sort of “issue” with “choking the ballot box with useless…Read More
Red Bull Invites You to Watch Jimmy Rollins “Crank It” Today
After this, who knows what other hip, young beverages will be slapping on the Jimmy Rollins Label (TM) …Read More










