Archive for June, 2011

This is what happens when middling quad A relievers face real major league pitchers. The score before Cole Hamels’ exit 0-0. The score after the bullpen was involved 5-0.

Logan Morrison visited the Twitter Factory recently, and boy did he learn a thing or two!

There was a rookie who was having trouble throwing strikes and a overpriced veteran that can’t get anyone out occupying the mounds respectively for the Philadelphia Phillies and the Boston Red Sox. A 2-1 pitcher’s duel was exactly how everyone thought that this one was going to go right? Probably not.

The team itself however just went 2-8 in their last 10. No word yet on how at fault the players’ loved ones are.

I’ll have you know I had a dream where a Nazi I bayonetted to death crawled through my window and explained the theories of “Moneyball” to me.

Cliff Lee has given up one run in June. After tonight, Lee has thrown three straight complete game shutouts becoming the first Phillie to accomplish the feat since Robin Roberts did it in 1950.

I feel like Philadelphia will throw a normal-sized class three riot in celebration of the victory instead of a city-sized class 10 codename: CHAOS riot that follows a World Series win.

This is all part of golf’s plan to convince people it still exists without Tiger Woods’ involvement.

The Baseball Bloggers Alliance have requested that we come up with All-Star votes that aren’t seeping with giggling homerism.

If it sounds unnecessary, just remember that Jimmy has a lot of promotional work to do.