And Now, a Way Uninteresting Rant About Blogging
UPDATE: I’ll be bouncing around the country until Sunday, so be prepared for a spectacular onslaught of bloggage then. So there’s been kind of a thing in the Phillies blogosphere. Not on…Read More
Ruben Amaro Hits Ground Running; Tramples J.C. Romero
Ruben Amaro, not lingering his cleaver over the chopping block, has already cut J.C. Romero’s $4.5 million option right the hell out of the picture. Finished, with dollar signs still dripping from…Read More
Phillies Off Season to be Rich in “Werth/Worth” Puns
“Over the next 48 hours or so, we’ll make contact,” Ruben Amaro said, not reaching out to a strange alien spacecraft hovering over the White House like he sounded. Read | Share
Some World Series Tips for Giants Fans
Now is not the time for civility, though that was probably more than clear if you read any of the “sports journalism” in the San Jose Mercury News or San Francisco Chronicle regarding Phillies…Read More
A Sharp Blast and a Sickening Thud
Watching a Ryan Howard at bat is like getting a dog to love you. When he’s in his season-opening thunder storm in April or the annual September power surge, he can be easily convinced. “Come…Read More
Your NLCS-ending Game Log Starring Bureaucratist
Two of my favorite internet writers are Arf Ortiyef and long time reader bureaucratist, whose horrifying…Read More
Some Weekend Ryan Madson Love For You
Sean Hagan, or The Red Suit, as he’s known on the masked vigilante circuit, finally got his punishment:…Read More
TO: Pat Burrell FROM: TBOH RE: Temper Tantrum
Dear Pat, When I was in 8th grade, my parents took me down to Clearwater for Spring Training. I spent…Read More
A Text by Text Re-living of Last Night’s Real Nightmare
Some of us don’t have fancy-schmancy phones with baseball apps. Or apps at all. Actually, the…Read More
This Was a Fantasy I Went to a Lot That Year
It is 1997. You’re sitting in your living room, confused, and angry. Whitey’s dead. The…Read More

