Archive for October, 2010

Oct 26th 2010

And Now, a Way Uninteresting Rant About Blogging

AUTHOR: | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: 3 Comments

So. THIS blog.

Oct 26th 2010

Ruben Amaro Hits Ground Running; Tramples J.C. Romero

AUTHOR: | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: None Yet

Amaro, not lingering his cleaver over the chopping block, has already cut J.C. Romero’s $4.5 million option right the hell out of the picture.

Oct 26th 2010

Phillies Off Season to be Rich in “Werth/Worth” Puns

AUTHOR: | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: None Yet

Shopping is hard.

Oct 25th 2010

Some World Series Tips for Giants Fans

AUTHOR: | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: 18 Comments

You’re welcome, Giants nation.

Oct 24th 2010

A Sharp Blast and a Sickening Thud

AUTHOR: | IN: Game Recap | COMMENTS: 2 Comments

Ryan stared on in disbelief, and all we could hope for was a Scott-Barry style moment in which Ryan Howard went completely batshit and clobber Hallion’s head 300 feet skyward into the nosebleed section.

Oct 23rd 2010

Your NLCS-ending Game Log Starring Bureaucratist

AUTHOR: | IN: Game Recap, guest post | COMMENTS: None Yet

Two of my favorite internet writers are Arf Ortiyef and long time reader bureaucratist, whose horrifying temper, hard drinking, and harsh judgment never cease to impress me.

Oct 23rd 2010

Some Weekend Ryan Madson Love For You

AUTHOR: | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: 2 Comments

I don’t know how to construct an animal shelter with a bunch of idiots and an erotic novelist, but I’m positive it can’t take more than 310 hours.

Oct 22nd 2010

TO: Pat Burrell FROM: TBOH RE: Temper Tantrum

AUTHOR: | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: 14 Comments

Trying to intimidate Roy Halladay is barking up the wrong tree. Actually, it’s like barking at a brick wall, and the brick wall has the ability to stare back at you with the distressing gaze of a frozen abyss, as the chilled souls of a million years of humanity’s faults curse the air.

Oct 21st 2010

A Text by Text Re-living of Last Night’s Real Nightmare

AUTHOR: | IN: Game Recap | COMMENTS: 1 Comment

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR PARTY BOAT NED.

Oct 21st 2010

This Was a Fantasy I Went to a Lot That Year

AUTHOR: | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: 1 Comment

He looks at you, confused and disgusted, the stench of the interdimensional time broth casting a wave of nausea across your living room.

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