Roy Halladay Finally Catches Up With Dallas Braden’s Skill
A wave of frothy drizzle sat on Roy Halladay’s face all night. His hallmark concentration cut right through the shit, as he honed in on Paul Hoover’s mitt like a torpedo seeking a school…Read More
Phillies Finish Game With More Runs Than Opposing Team
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Charlie Manuel Imagines World Where Phillies Always Win
This is the shit legends are made of. Not our legend, mind you, but the legends in some other city, on some other team. Because its not like this is just a series of Phillies losses. This is the door…Read More
Bizarro-Phils Continue Reverse-Sweep of Mets
Shane Victorino is my favorite player. I don’t know how many quasi/full on-stalking jokes I need to make in order to drive that home. I like his intensity, I like his attitude, I like how he…Read More
Phillies Can’t Seem to Handle Awesome Power of Last Place Team
I’ve seen a slump before. Trust me. When I played tee ball, I went hitless in 207 at bats, and then my coach “accidentally” hit me with his car and went into a “sneezing fit”…Read More
Hyper Sensitive Mets Probably Going to Take Series Personally
Watching the Flyers game last night, I realized that there must be an important moment in each hockey…Read More
“Phanatic Around Town” Review #1: Citizens Bank
Let’s face some realities. The Phillie Phanatic, while the single most fucking hilarious mascot…Read More
Phillies Tricked by Impossible Bullshit Pitch
You may not know who Lew “Hicks” Moren is, but he pitched for your Philadelphia Phillies…Read More
Cole Hamels Allows Home Run, Nothing Else
A few weeks ago, I was leaving my building to go pick up a pizza and not get murdered when I heard some…Read More
Jose Contreras Forgets, Remembers How To Pitch in Relief
In the 8th inning and a lead of three runs or less, it is a familiar sight to have the bullpen gate squeak…Read More










