Domonic Brown Joins Sexy World of Social Media

We all know how sexy social media is.

Jun 28, 2013; Los Angeles, CA, USA; Philadelphia Phillies left fielder Domonic Brown (9) in the dugout after scoring a run in the second inning of the game against the Los Angeles Dodgers at Dodger Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jayne Kamin-Oncea-USA TODAY Sports

Otherwise, we wouldn’t be preoccupied by it 20 hours a day. Yes honey, I know that anniversaries are important, but Dom Brown just tweeted that he is “new to Twitter” and if I don’t make jokes about everything I can see then I won’t be taking advantage of this opportunity to expand my brand, won’t I?

Welcome to 2013, made-up wife. Get with it.

Geeze.

So anyways, here’s Dom Brown, not verified yet, unless you count the advocacy of Ben Revere and the IronPigs.

And now, Dom Brown gets to experience the full brunt of Phillies Twitter; the cursing, the misspellings, the purposeful, ironic misspellings, the web sites, the links to web sites, the self-referential humor, the wondering of what we’ve done with our lives, the questions about where has the time gone, and the penetrating questions surrounding the mystery of why the Phillies don’t win every night.  Is it because Dom Brown doesn’t hit enough home runs?

Of course it is.  And now, we get to tell him.  And he can expand his brand, can’t he, honey?  Yes he can.

Stay sexy everyone.