Dom Brown Delirious with Joy Over Thing that Happened

Like all of us, Dom Brown is from somewhere.

May 19, 2013; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia Phillies left fielder Domonic Brown (9) makes a sliding catch in the sixth inning at Citizens Bank Park. The Phillies defeated the Reds, 3-2. Mandatory Credit: Eric Hartline-USA TODAY Sports

Unlike your somewhere, Dom’s is home to the person who just won the Powerball.

“Holy ***t!” Dom did not exclaim.  “I honestly can’t even process this right now.  I just… wow.  To hear the name of the place you’re from on the news, in relation to a stranger who lives there winning the Powerball, is above and beyond one of my greatest accomplishments as a Major League Baseball player.”

“Damn,” Dom continued without a delirious chuckle.  “Ha ha wow.”

It was the Publix super market that sold the winning $590.5 million ticket, sending Zephyrhills’ recently richest citizen into a whole new world. No word yet on whether Dom know the person or cares about the Powerball because he’s a pro ball player, but there was confirmation that he has shopped at this particular supermarket.

“I feel like I won the money, in a way,” Dom continued not saying.  “I almost feel like maybe I’m owed a little of that money.  Or like, a lot of it.  Ha ha ha.  I’m joking.  But maybe I should get some though.”