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John Mayberry Naturally Attracting Attention of Greatest Baseball Franchise in League History
Look, we all know John Mayberry. UPDATE, 12:48 PM: The Yankees, clearly drunk, have called in Al Roker to handle third base. We were there for #stayberry, #yayberry, #regressionberry, and #shitberry.…Read More
Spring Baseball; Two Shutouts and a Tie
Wait just a damn minute. Are there people watching Joe Blanton pitch? It appears that there are. It also appears that Joe’s arm is not going to fall off. He can even throw his curveball without…Read More
The Ballad of Joe Blanton (Spring Edition)
Joe Blanton kind of looks like he could be your neighbor. He lacks the rugged handsomeitude of Cliff Lee, seems to have missed out on the robot-like efficiency of Roy Halladay and can not hold a candle…Read More
Halladay’s Spring Debut Coupled With an Inability to Catch the Ball
I am not sure if bad defense in the second game of spring training is any cause for alarm. If it proves to be something to worry about, the Phillies were extremely worrisome today. The team’s…Read More
Phillies, Everyone Trying to Sign Cuban Defector
So Yoenis Cespedes is a talent that tells me I’m pretty behind in never hearing of him until now. Where were you guys on that one. And on’t just say, “You’re the internet, you’re…Read More
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Roy Oswalt Has No Problem Flirting with Yankees Right in Front of Us
Look at those two over there. Making eyes at each other and such. GET A ROOM ALREADY. SLUTS. Read…Read More
Colon Eats Pie, Opposes Hamels in Grapefruit Opener
It seems that another, considerably more corpulent version of Bartolo Colon has eaten the former Cy-Young…Read More
Chase Utley Making it Hard to Believe He’s Totally Fine
A citywide pressure valve gets pulled today, as Phillies baseball is witnessed in Spring Training form…Read More
Phillies, Don Larsen, and Asshole Ex-Senator Sign Autographs
Jim Bunning, a Phillies legend, former U.S. Senator, and senile old coot, was recently part of a contingency…Read More
Cliff Lee Not Coming to Phils Because of Obvious Reasons
Cliff Lee is supposed to stop toying with people’s emotions “early this week,” so do…Read More
Cliff Lee Forced to Probably Sign with Team that is Not Phillies
With Jayson Werth’s faith being slowly sealed like an overcapacity ziplock bag, and the final Phillies…Read More
Things the Phillies Could Do Instead of Keeping Jayson Werth
Saw this headline in the Morning Call today, and I did not even read it. I’m bored with the glacial…Read More
Why Didn’t Somebody Tell Me We’re Not Serious Cliff Lee Contenders
Though we got to throw shit-fits when the Phillies were one of seven teams to toss stones at Cliff’s…Read More
Second Half of Phillies Season to Include More Baseball
“Before the last couple of seasons, I would have said that Jamie Moyer isn’t a Hall of Fame…Read More
Mustachioed Man Takes Down Future Hall-of-Famer
Five innings of baseball had been played, and Wilson Valdez was plenty pissed. Father’s Day. A…Read More
Jamie Moyer Stops Yankees With Bare Hands
Brad Lidge walked out of the bullpen with rehabilitation in his elbow and four runs in his back pocket.…Read More
Yanks Drop Phils; Remind No One of Any World Series in Particular
BRAVES ROCK PHILLIES SUCK Says: June 15th, 2010 at 10:57 am and we take special pleasure in the misfortune…Read More
Upcoming “World Series Preview” Not A Great Time to Remind Phillies of World Series
If you’re like me, you spend a copious chunk of your concerned about Alex Rodriguez. How is he?…Read More
Phillies Mistake Tim Wakefield For Guy From That Shut Out That One Time
You have to walk down a crack alley to get to my front door. There’s a gate separating us from…Read More
Poor Brett Myers is Just Misunderstood
First, let’s just talk about Chan Ho Park being a Yankee. Is he really going to start in New…Read More
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