Phils So Happy to See Ibanez They Drop a Mayberry
The Phillies were so impressed by John Mayberry, Jr.’s peformance in Clearwater this preseason, they had a very clear message for him: Get out. Mayberry was finally optioned to the minors, a process…Read More
Jamie Moyer Wonders if Awesome Pitching Will Get Him Job as Pitcher
The Phillies continue to shake their heads and cough out ambiguity laced with positive reinforcement to Jamie Moyer and Kyle Kendrick, like two sons asking if Santa Claus is real. “It’s certainly…Read More
It’s a “Joe Blanton, Surprise Whiskey” Friday!
Port Charlotte’s underwater today, meaning the Phillies and Rays will not be exchanging pleasantries or baseball bats as planned; which is information, for those of us trapped in the already saturated…Read More
Despite Asshole Groundhog, Phils Sign Guzman
Groundhogs’ Day was yesterday. “Six more weeks of winter,” the little bastard snarled. Then he gave everybody the finger and scurried back into his shit-stained burrow. And what…Read More





