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Raul Ibanez Praises Inventor of Sleds

“I jumped on one of those little sleds,” Ibanez said, “and went down a hill. It’s brilliant. Whoever came up with that–phenomenal.” –Raul Ibanez That would be…Read More

What We Need More of is Negativity

Losing hurts.  It hurts you, it hurts me, it hurts the snarky paper boy in the Giants cap the following morning when a potted plant from my porch shatters across his stupid face.  There is a prolonged…Read More

Phils Spark Trade Rumors with Nonsensical Aaron Rowand Idea

So when you take Jayson Werth out off a roster–and nobody has yet–but when you do, there’s undoubtedly a black hole left in his spot.  A twisted vacuum erupts, and a seemingly endless…Read More

Phillies Off Season to be Rich in “Werth/Worth” Puns

“Over the next 48 hours or so, we’ll make contact,” Ruben Amaro said, not reaching out to a strange alien spacecraft hovering over the White House like he sounded. Read | Share

Quite a Catch(er): Dane Sardinha

As we gaze miserably into the face of mid-winter carnage, all we can do is take refuge in our minds, which may or may not be deteriorating deep in the grasp of winter madness.  Someday, the snow will…Read More

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Despite Asshole Groundhog, Phils Sign Guzman

Groundhogs’ Day was yesterday. “Six more weeks of winter,” the little bastard snarled.…Read More