‘Oh sh*t, no one’s managing the Crosscutters,’ Some Phillies Person Remembers
It took a farcical amount of shuffling to rearrange the Phillies’ coaching personnel, but here we are. Most of the MLB staff was jettisoned after the season ended, clearing a path for reinforcements…Read More
Williamsport Crosscutters to Make Dinner on Literal Hot Stove
In offseason Major League Baseball news, the Hot Stove has become a common term to describe the constantly scalding nature of information regarding player movement. The Hot Stove exists to keep your…Read More
Williamsport Crosscutters’ Stadium Getting New Name, Stadium
Williamsport is a city you’ve probably heard of because they permit the frolicking of children on baseball fields so adamantly. But did you know there is actually a a semi-pro baseball team playing…Read More
Recent Williamsport CrossCutter News, in Order of Importance
1. They have a new promotional item: COOLER. BAGS. The new CrossCutter cooler bags have just been unveiled and you are in idiot for not having one immediately. Read | Share
Minor Issues: Needless Suffering
LEHIGH VALLEY IRONPIGS (45-70) Ah, Lehigh Valley. The abdominal strain rehab capital of the world. Actually, its the birthplace of Commander Riker from “Star Trek: TNG” and home to a weakened…Read More
Minor Issues: Blood, Dogs, and the “Unstoppable” Crosscutters
LEHIGH VALLEY IRONPIGS (43-58) “Human growth hormone is another performance-enhancing drug so it’s…Read More




