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Phillies Plan to Reach Playoffs Over the Bodies of Several Horrible Teams
It takes a lot to put together a run. First, you need to have dug yourself a hole so deep that even those who swore they’d always believed in you have turned their backs in utter disgust. Next,…Read More
Series Unwatchable for Braves Fans; Literally
Do you like baseball? Do you live in the Atlanta region? Do you intend to watch the reinvigorated, riotous Phillies-Braves rivalry over the last three games of the season? Do you want to see Bobby…Read More
Dodgers Can’t Even No-Hit Phillies
How is Kyle Kendrick already pitching again? I feel like it was just a few days ago that I was silently chewing mouthfuls of a giant sandwich while staring menacingly at the TV as Kyle slowly but surely…Read More
Jimmy Rollins Disappoints with Failure to Hit Cycle
A friend and I were discussing the merits of whiskey consumption in combination with poor quality cooking. The minute rice was being a bit of a bitch, making me open it with a knife and spill it everywhere,…Read More
Phillies Lukewarm About Stupid Wild Card
Even after tagging Chris Ray for four runs, letting sloppy defense run up the score, clawing our way through the standings, Utley’s thumb, Ryan’s ankle, Shane’s abdomen, “Spygate,”…Read More
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