“See?!  SEE?!  He hates you,” they announce, manically pointing at stuff and hoping it will be enough for you to join in them in their quest of mindless ridicule, masked by the notion of “calling it like it is.”

We all know the “facts.”

• “HE JUST TOOK THE MONEY BLAH BLAH BLAH.”
• “OMFG HE SAID HE HATES THE PHILLIES WTF.”
• “HEY HE SAID THE PHILLIES COULD HAVE KEPT HIM AND IS JEALOUS LET’S FREAK OUT.”

Let’s back up for just a second and turn our attention to America’s stagnant beer puddle:  Milwaukee [EDITOR'S NOTE:  That's the second Milwaukee-burn in two days.  What is bringing on this weirdly specific barrage of insults?] (more…)