May 20, 2013; San Francisco, CA, USA; Washington Nationals pitcher Zach Duke (30) is pulled from the game against the San Francisco Giants in the fourth inning at AT

You know, as bad as the Phillies have played at times this year, being a fan of the Washington Nationals must be a far more frustrating experience.

Last season, the Nationals had the best record in baseball at 98-64 and won the NL East by four games over Atlanta, and by 17 games over the Phils. And although they got beaten by the Cardinals in the first round of the playoffs, their future certainly appeared bright.

They came into 2013 with two of the best young pitchers in the game, Stephen Strasburg and Jordan Zimmerman, one of the game’s two most exciting young players in Bryce Harper, a lineup with a nice mix of veteran talent and youth, the best rotation in the National League, and a bullpen with an established closer in Rafael Soriano.

On paper, the Nats appeared to have no holes.

But things have not gone well in DC so far this year. After last night’s brutal 4-2 loss to the Giants in 10 innings, the Nationals fell to .500 on the season at 23-23, 4 1/2 games behind Atlanta, and just one game better than the Phils.

That’s right. The Nationals are just one game ahead of the Phillies in the standings.

Tuesday night’s loss in San Francisco was just brutal. Holding a 2-1 lead in the bottom of the ninth, Soriano gave up an RBI triple with two outs to tie the game, then watched as Pablo Sandoval hit a Yunesky Maya offering out of the park for a walk-off two-run homer. It was Washington’s fourth straight defeat, and they are now 3-6 on their current west coast road trip.

To add insult to injury, Soriano blamed the defensive alignment in the outfield for preventing Harper from catching the game-tying triple. After the game, Harper took the blame, saying he was afraid of hitting the outfield wall, which isn’t surprising considering he nearly broke his face on the outfield wall in Los Angeles last week.

So, not only are the Nats losing, they’re blaming each other afterwards. Not a good sign.

Through 46 games, their 2013 run differential is a staggeringly bad -27, which is only slight better than the Phils’ -34. And there are ominous signs that things are not going to get better anytime soon.

Relief pitcher Ryan Mattheus pulled a Ryan Madson after Monday’s loss to San Francisco, breaking his hand after punching a locker. Oddly, Madson and Mattheus both suffered their self-inflicted wounds in San Fran.

Not only that, there are signs Jayson Werth, who signed a 7-year, $126 million contract with the Nats after the 2010 season, could be out another two weeks with a stubborn hamstring injury. Team officials described the Werth medical report as “alarming.”  That’s not a word you want to have associated with the guy you still owe $83 million AFTER this season. Werth has played in just 238 of the 370 games the Nats have played since his arrival. It’s fair to wonder if the Werth contract is actually worse than Ryan Howard’s deal.

The Nats also lost Wilson Ramos to the DL for a hamstring injury recently (seriously Nats trainers, let’s stretch those things out a bit in pre-game warm-ups, huh?) and Ross Detwiler had to be scratched from his start Monday in San Francisco.

However, the big problem for Washington, much like the Phillies, has been the offense, which has actually been WORSE than the Phils’.

Apr 29, 2013; Atlanta, GA, USA; Washington Nationals right fielder Jayson Werth (28) is checked by head trainer Lee Kuntz and manager Davey Johnson (5) after being injured on a swing against the Atlanta Braves during the eighth inning at Turner Field. The Braves defeated the Nationals 3-2. Mandatory Credit: Dale Zanine-USA TODAY Sports

Let me say that again. THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS’ OFFENSE HAS BEEN WORSE THAN THE PHILLIES’.

Let that sink in for a moment.

The Nats have scored just 157 runs in 64 games this year, an average of 3.41 runs per game. The Phils, meanwhile, have scored 164 in 64 games, for an average of 3.56 runs per game. And while the Phillies’ offensive futility was predictable, given the number of at bats John Mayberry, Laynce Nix, Delmon Young, Erik Kratz and Ben Revere were projected to get, as well as the predictable decline of Ryan Howard, the Nationals’ failure to score runs is definitely more surprising.

Their team batting average of .226 and OPS of .654 are both second-worst in baseball (only the Marlins are worse).

Why?

Last year, Adam LaRoche had an OPS of .853 and hit 33 HRs and 35 2Bs. This year, it’s .696 with 7 HRs and 3 2Bs. Danny Espinosa has been among the worst hitters in baseball, with a .163/.191/.296 slash line, a staggering 38 Ks and just 3 BBs. Ian Desmond‘s OPS is down from .845 last year to .767 this year. Ryan Zimmerman, the Nats’ best hitter, has been decent, with an .800 OPS, but has also missed time with injuries this year, playing in just 31 of the team’s first 46 games. Denard Span has been a good pick-up, posting a .333 on-base percentage out of the leadoff spot, but with just five stolen bases so far this year. And Werth’s struggles were mentioned above, having played in just 27 games with an OPS of .708.

The only bright spot has been the human pinball Harper, with an OPS of .982 and 11 home runs. But even Harper’s reckless style of play has caused him to miss a few games and has many worried about his safety.

Starters Zimmerman, Strasburg and Detwiler have been very good, despite the negative rumblings you may have heard about Strasburg (1.62, 2.83, and 2.76 ERAs respectively). But Gio Gonzalez has seen his control issues resurface after a career year last year. His ERA is 4.01 and has given up 24 walks in 50 1/3 innings, ballooning his WHIP to 1.219. And free agent signee Dan Haren has been abysmal in his nine starts this year, posting a 5.54 ERA with a WHIP of 1.430, mainly due to his 11.4 H/9. He’s already given up 10 home runs this year.

May 17, 2013; San Diego, CA, USA; Washington Nationals starting pitcher Gio Gonzalez (47) throws during the first inning against the San Diego Padres at Petco Park. Mandatory Credit: Christopher Hanewinckel-USA TODAY Sports

As for the ‘pen, Tuesday night’s blown save aside, Soriano has been pretty good, putting up a 1.89 ERA with 12 saves and a 1.053 WHIP. But Drew Storen (4.67 ERA, 1.558 WHIP) and Mattheus (4.96 ERA, 1.531 WHIP) have given the Nats lots of problems in the middle and later innings.

So, the big question the Nationals have to answer is… was last year a fluke aided by multiple players having career years (LaRoche, Gonzalez, Edwin Jackson) or are they still a deep, dynamic team that is just off to a slow start?

Right now, the performance of the Nationals HAS to be more disappointing – and concerning – to Nats fans than the Phillies’ start is to Phils’ fans. There is WAY more talent in Washington than there is in Philadelphia. As such, expectations for the Nationals were sky high. Almost everyone had them in the World Series. Certainly everyone had them making the playoffs.

The Phils were afforded no such expectations.

The smart money says the Nats will turn it around soon, which means it would behoove the Phillies to start playing better if they want to stay in the NL playoff conversation.

There are not many things Nationals fans and Phillies fans have in common. But this year, there is one…

…a profound frustration and disappointment watching their teams’ offensive struggle for competency.

The Nationals and Braves are expected to take this division quite handily, but they are going to get involved in some precious squabbling along the way.  This is what happens when Philadelphia isn’t involved in contention; the trash talk just goes off the rails.

The Nats are coming to town next week. Time to show some #Gattitude twitter.com/Braves/status/…

— Atlanta Braves (@Braves) April 26, 2013

@nlbeastnats twitter.com/ambp77/status/…

— Allan Petersen (@ambp77) April 26, 2013

["Gattitude" being a play on "Natitude," an affliction in Washington that occurs when people remember where the stadium is, and "Gattitude" being a reference to "Evan Gattis," who is "baseball's best story" this year because he took a really long time to decide to play baseball professionally, the poor guy.]

Which begs the question… did it look this bad when we did it?

h/t The Fightins, a great web site.

Nah.

It’s okay.  Those two can manufacture hate and then collide in a battle of high expectations and mostly empty stadiums, then inevitably destroy each other, giving the Phillies the opportunity to run by, kick each of them while they are down, and sneak away.  Picked across the board to finish third, the Phillies have not disappointed this season.

Flirting with .500 (Nationals) or downward spiraling after a hot start (Braves) was not part of the deal!  These were the teams that were going to hit all the home runs and definitely go to the World Series!

Ha, ha, ha, ha.  Yes.  Fight and struggle.

“And then I heard that the Phillies signed Delmon Young and I was like ‘I’m not pitching to that guy. When he comes up I’ll just put my hands on my hips.’” Benny Sieu-USA TODAY Sports

The Nationals seem set, but then again they might just go out next week and burn down a small village because Mike Rizzo specify “decaf.”  The Braves are a lock for a Sports Illustrated cover of the Uptons standing back to back, arms folded and cheesing over the words “BASH BROTHERS” or “I’VE HAD IT UPTON HERE” or something equally asinine.  And as long as the Marlins say nothing, there’s no way to tell what clownish antics they’re engaging in at the moment.

So at the moment, we’re the divisional punchline, unless the Mets are selling their equipment for a handful of magic beans.

…Are they selling all their equipment for a handful of magic beans?

No.  They’re making trades that are at the very least attempts to make their team better. Yes, even the Pedro Feliciano trade was supposed to do that.  I don’t know.

But they closed a deal with starter Shaun Marcum yesterday and have been hunting Michael Bourn like those dogs outside Citi Field all week.

Ha!  Ha ha!  Shaun Marcum!  He’s a pitcher!  Right, rest of the NL East?

**Rest of NL East points and laughs at Phillies. Nationals throws a rock, striking Phillies in the forehead.**

Atlanta Braves

Well, it happened.  Justin Upton and the Diamondbacks finally broke up.

“I just feel so lost.” Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports

This has been a long time coming.  Some of us have been laughlessly drawing this metaphor for years.  Every week Upton and the Snakes would fight and scream at each other in the street in front of the bar with all their friends in it, and their friends would exchange looks like “Why don’t they just break up already,” and then Justin would storm off and the team would come back inside crying, and saying “Fuck him, it’s over.”

But then the next day they’d pull him off the trading board and the rest of us would have to go back to pretending Scott Hairston was this outfielder everybody wanted on their team.

This time, though, the Braves were waiting when Justin stormed off.  They told him how pretty he was and how the Diamondbacks didn’t deserve him and how happy could he really be with a team that dangled him out on the trade market every month?

Wouldn’t he be much more happy as power-hitting outfielder in the Braves lineup?  Atlanta is warm and accommodating, they have 20 people on payroll to come out to the park and pretend to like baseball every spring (double if they make the playoffs!), and oh yes; his brother is already here.

What better place to run off to after a nasty break-up then a team with playoff hopes and family connections?  Just think about, it Justin.  We’ll be here.

Washington Nationals

It was a crazy night for Mike Rizzo, who was dolled up as the belle of the ball for his Executive of the Year Award dinner.  Just before pulling his chair out, sitting down, and calling his t-bone steak a coward, he had some thoughts on the Justin Upton/Braves deal, that also sent Martin Prado to Arizona.

•  ”But Prado is a terrific, terrific baseball player.”
• “Upton is a terrific player and a guy I’m very familiar with and I love.”
• “He’s a great player.”
• “They had a good team before they got him. They’ve got a good team now.”
• “He’s going to be a good player for them.”

See how nice Rizzo can be when people aren’t throwing baseballs at his players’ spines?  Looks like they really have it all figured out in Washington.

Miami Marlins

“What? What’s happening behind me?” “…he’s got his foot stuck in the bucket again.” Steve Mitchell-USA TODAY Sports

After being released by one South Florida sports franchise, former Dolphins QB Pat White has decided to give baseball a shot.

Now, I’m sure Pat isn’t of the mindset that he can try whatever sports he wants all the time just by showing up.  But he is one of those guys whose been getting offers from different organizations to receive tons of money to play a sport for them since he was in high school.  So maybe he is kind of like that.

But if any team was trying to coerce a touching Miami sports love story out of the woodwork, and willing to spend money to do so, it would be the Marlins.

They need somebody to make them feel human again.  They need someone to indicate they are more than broken parts and Giancarlo Stanton trade rumors.  They need someone to prove that Jeffrey Loria isn’t a brainless monster, wandering the streets of the city, kicking fire hydrants open and laugh laugh laughing.

Is Pat White that story?  The 26-year-old has recently stated he’s probably going to try and get back into the NFL, but that didn’t stop the Marlins from offering him a minor league contract.  Is he good?  Can he produce?  Will he be effective?  Who cares!  He is a story, and one who could shoulder the hopes of the whole city and take them into the next generation of Marlins baseball.

UPDATE: Pat White has been cut by the team and is currently waiting in line for tickets to a Heat game under the assumption that is is a line for open tryouts.