Don’t Wig Out: Phillies Witness Walkoff, this Time as Winners
Last season, the Phillies once scored three runs in the ninth inning for a magical comeback win that set the tone for an unprecedented run of success. It was Opening Day. This year, the Phillies scored…Read More
Phillies Almost Prove Everybody Right in First Day of Actual Baseball
First, I just want to address some people. Just because Roy throws two innings of no-hit baseball doesn’t mean you can start referring to everything in terms of a perfect game, Wheels. Okay? It…Read More
Phillies Lose in Marlins Walkoff; Win Game
I was watching tonight’s game on a cell phone, and I cannot recommend a worse way to view the Phillies bullpen getting tail-slapped by a resurgence of bored Marlins. “Oh, good, its 4-2,”…Read More
Phillies’ 9th Inning Goes Horrifyingly Right
“Seeing all this footage of Cliff Lee in a Phillies uniform is like bumping into a girl who left you at the altar,” I explained. “Yeah, but her father is the one keeping you apart,”…Read More
Brian Schneider Walkoff Ends Night of Insanity; Fan Abuse
“Get out of the fucking way!” Jayson Werth screamed at the father and young son. 1. No, it was not “like” the Steve Bartman thing. Not even close. 2. I would have shrieked…Read More
Jimmy Rollins Waits One Day Before Hitting Walkoff HR
“Hu-whooa!” Roommate hollered. Jimmy Rollins had just dove to his right to put the brakes…Read More






