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		<title>Here Are Some Thoughts on Futuristic Ballgirls</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Dec 2010 22:14:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Klugh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The budget isn't going to be huge, or existent, so I don't know how many plasma cannons we'll be able to surgically attach to their arms.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As I was being <a href="http://crashburnalley.com/2010/12/03/guest-post-a-tour-of-att-park/">led through AT&amp;T Park recently</a>, I realized baseball, even structurally, is constantly changing; or at least, changing whenever Bud Selig dozes off for a second or 10,000.  Ballgirls of the future may not serve the function they have now.  In honor of the final 2011 <a href="http://philadelphia.phillies.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20101202&amp;content_id=16240160&amp;vkey=news_phi&amp;c_id=phi">spot being taken</a>, I offer you these probably necessary alterations for a changed world. <a href="http://thatballsouttahere.com/2010/12/04/here-are-some-thoughts-on-futuristic-ballgirls/#more-3255" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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