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Ruben Amaro Used Trademark “Devastation” Technique while Informing Vance Worley of Trade
As well saw in Moneyball, trades are executed with straight forward candor and professionalism. Ruben Amaro takes it a step further, apparently, and uses a sort of “general disgust with human emotion”…Read More
Just What Is Vance Worley Worth?
The most common name mentioned in any trade talks regarding the Phillies is that of the be-goggled one, Vance Worley. CSNPhilly.com reported on Tuesday that the Phillies are actively shopping both Worley…Read More
Injury That Doesn’t Hurt Ends Vance Worley’s Season
Here’s the deal, folks. If a pitcher is pitching with a known injury and his performance is obviously suffering, you can assume he’s in pain. If that same pitcher is then shut down for the…Read More
Reds Vs. Phillies: Seeing Red
Vance Worley (6-8, 4.11 ERA) The Vanimal has seen better days on the mound of late. His ERA has steadily creaped up from a respectable 3.63 in his last three outings. I’m no baseball doctor, but…Read More
Seven Sheets to the Wind: Ugly Phils Loss Leads to Inexplicable Headline “Puns”
The theory was that this series would be an important one for the NL playoff picture. Now, all the Phillies can do is throw their body into the gears of the post season machine, hoping to become tangled…Read More
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Capitol J-Roll: Rollins Leads IronPigs to Phillies Win
You look in the Phillies dugout during a congratulatory post-home run high five train and you ask yourself,…Read More
If You’re Watching This Yadier, You Can Cram It: Chooch Leads Phils to 5-4 Win
Carlos Ruiz is having a better first half of the season than anyone would have ever expected. Can…Read More
Was This Really Worth Watching?: Phillies Shut Out By a Bunch of Relievers 3-0
This really was a terrible game. After Toronto starter Drew Hutchison exploded his elbow in the first…Read More
The Suprising Part is That it Wasn’t Qualls: Orioles Walk Off 6-4
We are not used to this. The Phillies are playing like the last place team in the division…..probably…Read More
Vance Worley Admits Injury is Healing; Forced to Rejoin Team
After a week or so of dodging our phone calls or in some cases refusing to give us his phone number entirely,…Read More
Vance Worley Injury Diagnosis Comes with Side of Bone Chips
We all love Vance Worley, but sadly, our love does not create a protective bubble around him, deflecting…Read More
Vance Worley Injury Quickly Negates All Hopes, Dreams of Phillies
Just after watching Hunter Pence’s game-winning line drive poke over the left field fence, Phillies…Read More
What Bullpen Problems?: Phillies Win 7-3
It sucks to get swept by the Mets at home. At its core, it is never fun to watch a baseball team lose,…Read More
At Least it Wasn’t Harper: Phils Clubbed in 7-1 Drubbing
Did anyone ever wonder what would happen to Vance Worley if he didn’t get that comeback sinker…Read More
Polly Polly Oxen Free: Polanco’s Double Leads Phils to 6-4 Win
Placido Polanco seems like a very nice person. He also has a really big head. I am not speaking…Read More
Phillies Shut Out in Crapfest
David Wright has a broken pinky. He also absolutely destroyed a pitch from Vance Worley in the first…Read More
Worley Sharp in 4-1 Phillies Victory
It is really difficult to judge a baseball player based on how they perform in spring training. Last…Read More
Everyone Has My Permission To Panic About Vance Worley
Someone better get Roy Oswalt’s agent on the phone! Vance Worley has obviously begun to regress…Read More
Vance Worley Lights Up Christmas Tree, Children’s Faces
It can be comically difficult to recall who on the Phillies is closer to birth than retirement, if…Read More
Despite Playoffs Loss, Baseball Still Wants to Give Phillies Awards
In an award that isn’t the Cy Young, Roy Halladay is up against Ian Kennedy and Clayton Kershaw…Read More
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