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Thome, Blanton Lead Phils to Series Win

This series has been predicated on offense.  The Twins even knocked around one of the aces in the person of Cole Hamels and they REALLY teed off on resident feces thrower Kyle Kendrick.  Up steps Joe…Read More

Why Can’t It Be Easy: Phillies Hold on 9-8

I am going to start this recap with a hypothetical situation.  Let’s say that a baseball team scores six runs in the first inning of a baseball game.  This type of offensive output would lead…Read More

Phillies Phoes of the Week: “Pitching Wanted!”

Baltimore Orioles The Baltimore Orioles are in first place. Wait, let it sink in…the ORIOLES are in first! The team has defied logic and science, and continue to hold onto what most consider to be…Read More

Halladay is Obviously Dying

It is perfectly acceptable for any self respecting Phillies fan to react irrationally after seeing Roy Halladay’s pitching line against the Twins.  He managed to throw 2 2/3 innings while allowing…Read More

Phillies Take Advice from Old Beer Commercial; Idolize Twins

Michael Cuddyer was seen frolicking about town the other day, Jim Thome is already here, and Joe Nathan is probably see these things unfold and wondering why no one from the Phillies is calling him.  I…Read More

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Mustachioed Man Takes Down Future Hall-of-Famer

Five innings of baseball had been played, and Wilson Valdez was plenty pissed. Father’s Day.  A…Read More

Bullpen Latest Set of Phillies to Ruin Everything

Well, I think it’s fair to say we’ll all be seeing Brad Lidge’s head on the body of…Read More

Chase Utley Politely Destroys Allegations of Injury

“What is wrong with Chase Utley?!” we demanded.   “He has been underperforming of…Read More

Phillies Mistake Tim Wakefield For Guy From That Shut Out That One Time

You have to walk down a crack alley to get to my front door. There’s a gate separating us from…Read More