Oswalt Left in Too Long as Nationals Secure Sweep
Remember that surly old man in your head that I talked about in an earlier post? Well, he is starting to get louder. Maybe he is drunk, or maybe, just maybe he is watching these shitstorms along with…Read More
Charlie Manuel Trying to Get Bowker More Strikeout Opportunities
John Bowker was our big name, late-August acquisition from the alley where he was trying to sell “used pizza.” Ruben Amaro saw the outfielder (?) as a chance to add depth to our left-handed…Read More
IronPigs Get Oinked Out of Series Sweep
The Phillies may have clinched playoff berth, but they’re not the only ones finding out what goes on afterward. The Lehigh Valley IronPigs are also working their way toward a trophy, so join…Read More
IronPigs Apparently Not Porking Around with Playoff Berth
Brandon Moss was your hero last night, hitting a first-inning home run to give the IronPigs an early 3-0 lead, humiliating the Columbus Something or Others in their own stadium. The eventual 5-2 win…Read More
Ruben Amaro Jumps to Defend Dom Brown from All You Awful People
As we all are painfully aware, the best place to find introspective Phillies analysis is the comment section on philly.com. Real sports fans concentrate so hard on what’s best for their team, they…Read More
Phillies Fans Stare Expectantly at Dom Brown, Tap Watches
He wasn’t a legend immediately upon reaching the Major Leagues. He wasn’t a legend in the…Read More
Ryne Sandberg to Mercilessly Monitor Ironpigs
Ryne may have only played 13 games in a Phillies uniform, but we are now hoping he will manage several…Read More





