Should the Phillies Kick the Tires if Tim Lincecum Is For Sale?
The Phillies have needs. Lots of ‘em. Third base, left field, center field, right field, bullpen… all are positions that need to be addressed before the Phils hit Clearwater in late February. One…Read More
Two Aces Enter, One Ace Leaves…There Can Only Be One!
I harbor some major residual animosity toward the San Fransisco Giants. I can feel it bubble toward the fore every time I see a highlight including the following players: Buster Posey, Cody Ross,…Read More
Giants Fan Speculates on Tim Lincecum’s Desire to Kill Phillies Fan
There was recently a contest held by Red Bull to see which baseball fan could best imitate Tim Lincecum, and the winner was a guy from Philadelphia named Lance Lempert. Lance gets to face Lincecum during…Read More
Giants Avoid Sweep, Enrage Phanatic
He knows something is wrong. Trash cans lay overturned, rat carcasses strewn about his lair. He makes eye contact with an old television adjacent to his home; Keppinger fields a Jimmy Rollins grounder…Read More
Phils Lose First Series Since June 19th
There are really no high aspirations for a game featuring a ridiculously lopsided pitching match-up. Apparently there is a reason for this phenomenon as Tim Lincecum defeated Kyle Kendick with a 4-1…Read More
Phillies Finally Lose a Playoff Game in 2010
Terrible news: the Phillies lost. If this is the first you’ve hear of the debacle, I’d…Read More
Phillies to Quell Losing Streak with Contractual Gridlock
Nothing helps stop a monotonous cascade to a division’s festering underbelly like a good old fashioned…Read More
‘Scuse Us, Tim, Just Trying to Get By…
Watching Tim Lincecum pitch is like watching an eagle pick off a family of rabbits leaving their…Read More







