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Man Arrested for Loving Phillies to the Tune of $37,000

Wilmington!  The city of banks!  That place you pass on your way to the ocean and think, “Are we at the ocean yet.” It was here that the local paper, The News Journal, reported to police…Read More

Phillies Were Just Walking by, Saw you Through Window, Have Those Tickets You Wanted

TO: Our favorite Phillies fan! FROM: Philadelphia Phillies Ticket Offices Hey there! You probably remember that nice note we sent you a few weeks back, reminding you how much the Phillies like you, and…Read More

Phillies Appreciate Your Attendance and Money, Would Like More

Your money is great.  Look at it, sitting there in that bank account.  Sometimes the numbers go up, but a lot of times they go down.  You’re a passionate, impulsive young person, so that’s…Read More

Phillies Tickets on Sale and No You Cannot Have Any

Single game tickets went on sale today, but oh shit they’re all gone; looks like you were too slow, you fat slob. Read | Share

Phillies Ticket Alerts of the Future

The Phillies are changing, and I don’t just mean out of the upper class rich guy pajamas they lounge about in during the off season.  I mean as a whole, the franchise is evolving with the times.…Read More

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Local Thief Gets Phillies Tickets in Totally Unexpected Way

I’m sure by now you’ve made this Phillies blog your home page and seldom stray from it except…Read More

Here’s Another Way to be Poorer in 2011

I once worked as a fan photographer in Citizens Bank Park.  This delightful career path involved an…Read More