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Chipper Jones Chooses Incorrectly Assembling Household Items over Baseball
Chipper Jones, a 40-year-old man who routinely uses the phrase”lol” and used to play baseball for the Atlanta Braves, has decided not to return to the game. Retirement in baseball is tricky…Read More
Placido Polanco Wins Gold Glove as Phillies Continue to Have Offseason
All those times this year when Placido Polanco was spearing a line drive out of swirling gale force wins, or filching a base hit, braking hard in foul territory, and sending it across the infield before…Read More
Charlie Manuel Waits for Placido Polanco to Leave; Calls Other Third Baseman
“MORE CORTISONE,” the Phillies trainers shouted, shattering the glass casing that read “Break in case of anything,” and dragging the firehose-esque device out. Placido Polanco wanted…Read More
Placido Polanco Celebrates Week off DL with Possible DL trip
“As absurd as it might seem, it could be argued that Martinez represents an upgrade over the currently limited and injured Polanco, especially given his production, or lack thereof, since the start…Read More
Phillies to Acquire Some Sort of Pain Free Placido Polanco
Hunter Pence to the Phillies for Jarred Cosart, Jonathan Singleton, and somebody else! Hunter Pence to the Braves for their top four pitching prospects! Hunter Pence to the Sudan for three barrels of crude…Read More
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Phillies Look to Replace Irreplaceable Davey Lopes
When I played little league ball, the coach would usually stick one of the sad sack reserve playesr with…Read More
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