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Terry Collins is Sick of the Way the Media is Looking at Him

Justin Klugh — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 19:13:16 +0000

Losing sucks, but as my friend who is an Orioles fan tells me a lot, “Kindly shut the hell up because losing two in a row is different from losing 13 seasons in a row you sick son of a bitch and stop coming over here just to play MLB 2K11: The Show because you scream too much and my kids are trying to sleep.”

Even as we suffer through this irrecoverable series loss to the Nationals, we can take solace in the fact that as usual, the Mets are doing just a little worse. Let’s check in with Terry Collins, who is currently in mid-tirade about how much his team’s bullpen sucks.

Luis Castillo Experiment is off to Predictably Stupid Start

Justin Klugh — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 14:30:17 +0000

Here’s how all this has panned out so far, from the point of view of the voice in Luis Castillo’s head.

Well, its another spring training for you, Luis Castillo. Time to awaken from those five months of walking into New York sandwich shops and having people throw old lunch meat at your face while hissing. (more…)

Divisional Recourse: There’s No Nonsense in Baseball

Justin Klugh — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 19:00:02 +0000

You’ve witnessed the assembly of FanSided’s NL East All-Division lineup and pitching staff. Now, behold as it goes up against baseball’s mightiest divisions on Call to the Pen, and you, young reader, may put aside your paranoia, and take up the gladiatorial duty to defend your division’s honor by participating in a reader poll.

Don’t worry. It’s mostly Phillies.

New York Mets

Terry Collins answered one of the Mets’ biggest questions for 2011 already, informing them that yes, at some point or another, he will probably be shouting at them. ”He’s a no-nonsense guy,” Mike Pelfrey reported, indicating that every Mets manager to come before Collins in recent years has spent too much time watching “Goof Troop” in his office or making balloon animals between innings. (more…)