You could be correct in assuming that the video updates are provided by an ever-smiling clown in a Phillies jersey, honking his nose and hammering away on his computer, determined to draw the joy out of even the most hideous of losses.

Today, they basically have a story up with the general idea being “J.C. Romero is One Awful Pitch Who Sucks.”

Which is strange, because… I mean, that clown can find the positives in any game, and even he thinks J.C.’s inability to retire a batter in his last three appearances is god-awful enough, he must tell the people.

This is where I’d normally put a picture of a clown or something but no photo of a clown exists that isn’t horrifying.

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