Not Everyone is Focused on Delmon Young’s Waist Size
Valentine’s Day has come and gone. While love was in the air for one beautiful day, now something else is in the air… Baseball, my friends. When you see Bracketology and PGA Golf in full swing…Read More
Ryan Howard Dares You to Call Phillies Old, Threatens to Febreze Jim Salisbury
Today was Ryan Howard’s turn for a press conference, and his inspiring words were even more inspiring than Roy Halladay’s, possibly because it is easier to remember them. Ryan railing on notion…Read More
Most Phillies Give Preseason Positive Vibe by Actually Showing Up
Yesterday’s first day of Spring Training in Clearwater brought us many things: Feelings, again. Images of the sun. Cliff Lee, smiling wildly as his bullpen session goes explosively well. Faraway…Read More
Phillies Invite Most of Arizona Fall League to Spring Training
Philes add 6 non-roster invitees: 3B Cody Asche, RHP Justin Friend, C Tommy Joseph, OF Joe Mather, LHP Adam Morgan and RHP Kyle Simon. — Todd Zolecki (@ToddZolecki) January 23, 2013 There may be -3 degree…Read More
Tickets Now on Sale For Heartwarming Spring Training Phillies Narratives
You’re probably sick of all that Hall of Fame talk, which I should really call “this” Hall of Fame talk, because this will be the third post today that mentions it. But why not seek…Read More
Phillies Celebrate Fourth Consecutive Pete Orr Spring Training Appearance
Nine potential Phillies were sent blue and maroon spring training invitations this week, meaning another…Read More
Phils Drop Grapefruit Opener, Raul Ibanez Looks Weird as Yankee
It is very easy to look at the Yankees and want to exact vengeance upon them at every plausible opportunity.…Read More
Florida State Once Again Set to be Phillies’ Season-Opening Victim
The Phillies released their Spring Training schedule the other day, and now we can start counting down…Read More
Phillies Potentially Allow 15 Dreams to Come True or Be Crushed
Now is that time of year when we all squint at lists of names to see if we recognize anybody coming to…Read More
Phillies Just Keep Inviting People to Spring Training Willy-Nilly
I don’t want to just come out and say that if Dave Bush got invited to the Phillies’ Spring…Read More
Carpenter Complex Hoping Facelift will Maybe Get Phillies’ Attention
In any marriage, the occasional drift is a possibility. Maybe there isn’t actual unfaithfulness,…Read More
Phillies Announce That You Can Start Planning Your Life Around 2012 Now
Finally! Like you, I am unable to focus on anything but the failures of the previous season until the…Read More
Real Games Start Tomorrow
Former Braves prospect and current Pirates rotation space filler Charlie Morton started against the Phillies…Read More
Chooch Was Run Over in Phils Win
David Norris. That is the name of an accountant, your UPS guy, or perhaps a royal navy officer. With…Read More
Spring Training Grinds On; Phils Drop Both Spilt Squad Contests
Spring training is almost over. It seems like it lasts for longer than it should. From February 25th…Read More
Charlie Manuel Remains Unconvinced that Luis Castillo is Awful
I don’t know if he’s just not reading these blogs or what, but Charlie Manuel is not rushing…Read More
Manny Ramirez Totally Hits Roy Oswalt with Line Drive on Purpose
In an event that is usually considered an accident, but many agree was premeditated and intentional,…Read More
Brad Lidge Still Okay, Understands Why You Asked
Is there a greater test of man than facing off against the brute force of the Pittsburgh Pirates minor…Read More
Shane Victorino Survives Blood-Splattered Collision with Raul Ibanez
If there was one guy on this team who would suffer a bone-first collision to the face, lie there motionless…Read More
Luis Castillo Experiment is off to Predictably Stupid Start
Here’s how all this has panned out so far, from the point of view of the voice in Luis Castillo’s…Read More











