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Citizens Bank Park is First to Welcome Enormous Robot Overlords

Citizens Bank Park has long been your home for family friendly Philadelphia Phillies baseball, but yesterday, we began a new life with a new purpose:  Embracing the tyrannical rule of our new leaders,…Read More

“Phanatic Around Town” Review #2: Philadelphia Free Library

Let’s face some realities.  The Phillie Phanatic, while the single most fucking hilarious mascot to exist in the history of humanity, is a giant muppet from the Galapagos Islands with a lamp shade…Read More