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Another Ace Another Planet
Everyone, I think spring training is the perfect time to break out an Only Ones reference. It also bears mentioning that having to explain a headline probably destroys a whole bunch of rules for writing…Read More
Phillies Best Case/Worst Case: Outfield
Last week, we examined the possible best case and worst case scenarios for the four starters of the Phillies infield. What we discovered is that the best case scenario would all but guarantee the Phillies…Read More
Phillies Health Insurance Policy: Part II
The Phillies health concerns aren’t limited to the infield. In part II of my focus on the team’s “health insurance” i take a closer look at their policies in the outfield and with…Read More
Shane Victorino’s Role on Hawaii Five-O Revealed as “Businessman”
We had our own theories as to what role Shane Victorino was going to play on “Hawaii Five-0,” but CBS cleared up that critical debate by just telling us the answer. You will be disappointed…Read More
Shane Victorino Inexplicably Asked to Appear on TV Show About Hawaii
According to Shane Victorino’s IMDb profile, “he is a switch hitter, and throws right-handed.” Any producer reading that has obviously had their eyes bulge out of their head, spit coffee…Read More
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Phillies Trade Jayson Werth’s Replacement for Ex-Local High Schooler
Life has been super fast for Ben Francisco. Unlike most players, Benny actually existed prior to playing…Read More
Shane Victorino Maintains Crusade to Save World
The world is being swallowed by darkness. As the walls close in, we clutch whatever is dear to us,…Read More
Phillies Overcome Horribleness to Win 100 Games Somehow
”Phillies paused to let others catch up a bit, lost eight in a row for 1st time in 11 years,…Read More
Shane Victorino Awarded for Wonderfulness to Fellow Humans
Seems like Shane is always getting awards for helping people, which is probably why he is respected throughout…Read More
I Think That the Phillies Played a Baseball Game Tonight
Cole Hamels hasn’t pitched in a while and the Phillies have received an extended unexpected break…Read More
Phillies Are Going to Need You to Hand Over that Blood, Please
Blood! It is required for all living things. It’s time to acknowledge that irrational fear you…Read More
Parents of Soon to be Suspended Shane Victorino Voted 2011 Little League Parents of the Year
By now, you’ve heard. Blameless victim Ramon Ramirez and American hero Eli Whiteside have been…Read More
Fight Fight Fight Fight!
If I were the manager for the San Francisco Giants and a fracas broke out, I would send Barry Zito and…Read More
Victorino Hits Go Ahead Homer in Extras, Rockies Mascot an Abomination
The Phillies were handcuffed by Rockies’ starter Jhoulys Chacin to the tune of one earned run…Read More
Halladay Goes 0-3 With Two Strikeouts and Six Left on Base
Roy Halladay did not have a real good day at the plate today. Luckily he threw seven innings of one…Read More
Phillie Phanatic Goes on Rampage Through Philadelphia Airport
The Phillie Phanatic escaped from his handlers the other day and ran rampant through the Philadelphia…Read More
Shane Victorino Finished Beating up Farmhands, Wants Job Back
According to accounts, Shane Victorino’s Double-A field trip involved unsafe experiments, reckless…Read More
Philadelphia Succeeds in Voting Injured Player to All-Star Team
“Vote for me, Shane Victorino, for the All-Star team,” Shane told us, speaking directly into…Read More
Shane Victorino Describes Lead in All-Star Vote as “…good”
Shane Victorino wins most races because he is fast, willing to slap the ball out of a glove, and Hawaiian.…Read More
Lee Proves Human, Jays Use Long Ball to Sink Phils
It all unraveled pretty quickly today. Cliff Lee’s consecutive scoreless innings streak fell…Read More
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