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Chooch Contused on Hand by Awful Shane Victorino Mojo
We all remember Shane Victorino, and we all miss him. Most of him. But we all know of Shane’s twitchy swagger when he was on a role. It got everywhere. It threw everything off balance. While…Read More
Shane Victorino Continues to Have Thoughts on Phillies
I guess we thought that Shane leaving the Phillies would be the end of his commentary on the Phillies, especially after that nice little epilogue a few weeks ago. But it seems that Boston Red Sox outfielder…Read More
Shane Victorino Returns to Philadelphia for Event that Does Not Make Anyone Nostalgic or Teary-eyed
“Who wants cake?!” –Shane Victorino It’s not that we think Shane Victorino could have been an effective member of the 2013 Phillies. We don’t know that he wouldn’t have…Read More
Update: Happy Rule 5 Draft Day! – Phillies Select Ender Inciarte
Update: Ender Inciarte was selected by the Phillies with the 15th pick of the 2012 Rule 5 Draft. Inciarte is a 22 year old left handed hitting outfielder. In 2012 he hit .307 with 2 HR and 47 RBI with…Read More
Former Phillies Getting Paid Like they are Being Signed by Phillies
While the Phillies don’t make moves, their former employees are moving all over the place, being paid as if they are some overhyped, elderly utility player and the team paying them is the Phillies. Shane…Read More
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Shane Victorino Signing Latest Proof Nashville City Officials Are Spiking Their Tap Water
Okay, the Red Sox’ signing of former Phil Shane Victorino to a three-year, $39 million deal is…Read More
Shane Victorino and His Million Words a Minute To Analyze Playoff Baseball For TBS This Week
Shane Victorino obviously doesn’t know what to with himself. Living life without playoff baseball…Read More
Player to be Named Later in Shane Victorino Trade Named Now
Turns out to be Minor Leaguer you’ve never heard of Back when the Phillies were only assuming they…Read More
Shane Victorino Gives Answer to Phillies-Related Question
Shane Victorino used to play for the Philadelphia Phillies, a baseball team, but now plays for the Los…Read More
The Last Flight of the Hawaiian
Steve Lombardozzi popped up to shallow center field last night, with what they wound up calling a “single.”…Read More
F*ck Yeah, Jimmy: Phils Humiliate Nationals 8-0 in Wake of Trades
Saddest tweet of the night goes to @teenagesleuth. Something’s wrong with my gamecast. There’s…Read More
Phillies decide they don’t need an outfield, ship out Victorino and Pence
In a shocking and not-so-shocking turn of events the Phillies traded away Shane Victorino and Hunter…Read More
Other Teams Not as Excited About Shane Victorino Deal as Phillies
It would be sort of a shame if Shane Victorino’s lasting legacy on this team was to be a below…Read More
Shane Victorino Totally Fine After Losing All Feeling in One of His Limbs
“Oh, it hit him!” someone in the crowd said audibly. “It hit him, but did he swing?”…Read More
Landing spots for the Flyin’ Hawaiian
My history teacher always preached to us to never take whatever some putz puts on the internet as fact.…Read More
Shane Victorino Disputes Claims that he is Tantrum-Throwing Crybaby, for Some Reason
“One person made a (bleeping) false statement. That’s the problem with social media, and it pisses…Read More
Shane Victorino Not Playing in Game Today for What is Deemed a Reason
UPDATE: It seems that Shane’s childlike temper tantrum over hitting seventh got him kicked out…Read More
Phillies Encourage You to Win a Dinner with Shane Victorino Quickly, Before Something Happens
You may have heard of this Victorino fella. Plays center field for the Phillies. Runs pretty fast.…Read More
Nothing Can Stop a Losing Streak Like Joe Blanton: Phillies Best Orioles
At the risk of sounding like a bitter old man, I do not like interleague baseball. I know that you…Read More
Cellar Dweller Phillies To Be Sellers?
It may only be the middle of May, but the rumor mill is already churning. The Phillies remain in the…Read More
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