Chase Utley to Raise Fan Hopes to Ridiculous, Unattainable Level
So, what, Chase? You think you can just walk back into our lives after being away for so long? You can! You can. Sorry. Do you need anything? Some money? Do you want to stand there and laugh…Read More
Chase Utley Permitted to Do a Knee-Related Thing
The Phillies have taken it easy on Chase, going against my advice to force him to run laps around the field at full speed from day one of his horrific knee injury in hopes that it would somehow fix everything;…Read More
So This Luis Castillo Thing is Moving Right Along
I was walking down the street this past weekend when I blacked out in the middle of a busy intersection. “The New York Mets released Castillo on Friday and the Phillies immediately expressed interest.” –Todd…Read More
New Terrible Rumor Has Luis Castillo Coming to Phils
I used to live in farm country. Stepping outside in the summer time meant the stench of fresh fertilizer being smeared across the landscape. When you’re a kid, the smell reminds you of being…Read More

