Seattle Police Crack the Case of the Missing Kyle Kendrick’s Stuff

Justin Klugh — Fri, 20 May 2011 12:09:56 +0000

The relentless bog of the Pacific Northwest is usually reserved for long form narrative television shows about murdered young girls. If you look at the soggy, slate gray landscape long enough, you’ll just see a crime scene spanning hundreds of miles. ”Welcome to Washington; Don’t Touch Anything, We’re Still Checking for Prints.”

Only this time, instead of a teenager surrounded by potential culprits, the murder victim was Kyle Kendrick’s World Series Ring. For months, millions mourned the loss, praying that perhaps the discovery of the body would bring some sort of closure to the tragedy.

What those people failed to realize, however, was that Kyle Kendrick’s pitching is a tragedy that can never end. (more…)

Jamie Moyer Celebrates Holidays with Plunging Realty Prices

Justin Klugh — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 22:02:44 +0000

Thanksgiving! We all got through it okay. Or at least, well enough to get up Monday morning, kick the liquor bottles out of bed, and go to work as if we didn’t spend the past two days asleep in a bus station. (more…)

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Seattle Police Crack the Case of the Missing Kyle Kendrick’s Stuff

Jamie Moyer Celebrates Holidays with Plunging Realty Prices