That Balls Outta Here » screech the eagle http://thatballsouttahere.com A Philadelphia Phillies Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and More Mon, 20 May 2013 21:44:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 Signing Thome Could Cause Citizens Bank Park to Collapse Under Weight of Love http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/08/02/signing-thome-could-cause-citizens-bank-park-to-collapse-under-weight-of-love/ http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/08/02/signing-thome-could-cause-citizens-bank-park-to-collapse-under-weight-of-love/#comments Tue, 02 Aug 2011 13:25:00 +0000 Justin Klugh http://thatballsouttahere.com/?p=6390 In the fantasy world where the Phillies pick up Jim Thome, here’s your Daily News cover:  Cliff Lee, Placido Polanco, and Jim Thome at City Hall, arms around each other.  Headline:  ”Couldn’t Stay Away.”  Also, if he’s willing, we could get Jayson Werth to stand in the background in an untucked Nationals uniform, sulking.  Maybe so far out of focus that he is unrecognizable; his depressed slouch being the only identifiable feature.

And maybe also have Screech the Eagle standing a few feet away from his, extending a sullen wing to the right fielder as if he has inevitably captured him after an escape attempt, and ushering him back into the life he unfortunately chose.  Meanwhile, Hunter Pence and Shane Victorino have scaled the side of City Hall and are laughing hysterically as they smack William Penn on the ass.

I should really learn how to use Photo Shop.

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