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Scott Mathieson Story to Include Chapter on Asian Adventures

Scott Mathieson lit up the news wire yesterday, and not because of a poor relief appearance or pieces of his body ripping in half.  This time, it was Scott’s last dance through the Philadelphia…Read More

Rich Dubee Isn’t Done with You Yet

The original headline for this post was “Phillies Ruin Speculation on Bullpen by Finalizing It,” and then I read this: “We’re still looking,” Dubee repeated. “We’re…Read More

Phillies Demand Death Match to Decide Final Bullpen Spot

The Phillies have told us there is only one bullpen spot available, and given the morose way in which Michael Stutes and Vance Worley were cleaning out their lockers the other day, it’s come down…Read More

Scott Mathieson to Once Again be Feel Good Story of the Spring

I am so sick of us getting slammed by genius one liners. “The Phillies might be favored to win the National League pennant, but folks who are making World Series hotel reservations in Philadelphia…Read More

The 2011 Bullpen Needs You, Scott Mathieson

I already wrote one Election Day special; there aren’t enough lights, colors, or Nat King Cole classics to call this a “holiday,” so let’s assume the appeal of a day that will probably…Read More

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Chase Utley Politely Destroys Allegations of Injury

“What is wrong with Chase Utley?!” we demanded.   “He has been underperforming of…Read More

Scott Mathieson is a Bonafide Bad-Ass

As Phuture Phillies comes close to finishing their Reader Top 30, we spot an obvious casualty:  Scott…Read More

Bitching, Pitching, and More Bitching

I swore I wasn’t going to comment on this, because it’s just so god damn stupid, but maybe…Read More