Scott Mathieson Story to Include Chapter on Asian Adventures
Scott Mathieson lit up the news wire yesterday, and not because of a poor relief appearance or pieces of his body ripping in half. This time, it was Scott’s last dance through the Philadelphia…Read More
Rich Dubee Isn’t Done with You Yet
The original headline for this post was “Phillies Ruin Speculation on Bullpen by Finalizing It,” and then I read this: “We’re still looking,” Dubee repeated. “We’re…Read More
Phillies Demand Death Match to Decide Final Bullpen Spot
The Phillies have told us there is only one bullpen spot available, and given the morose way in which Michael Stutes and Vance Worley were cleaning out their lockers the other day, it’s come down…Read More
Scott Mathieson to Once Again be Feel Good Story of the Spring
I am so sick of us getting slammed by genius one liners. “The Phillies might be favored to win the National League pennant, but folks who are making World Series hotel reservations in Philadelphia…Read More
The 2011 Bullpen Needs You, Scott Mathieson
I already wrote one Election Day special; there aren’t enough lights, colors, or Nat King Cole classics to call this a “holiday,” so let’s assume the appeal of a day that will probably…Read More
Chase Utley Politely Destroys Allegations of Injury
“What is wrong with Chase Utley?!” we demanded. “He has been underperforming of…Read More
Scott Mathieson is a Bonafide Bad-Ass
As Phuture Phillies comes close to finishing their Reader Top 30, we spot an obvious casualty: Scott…Read More
Bitching, Pitching, and More Bitching
I swore I wasn’t going to comment on this, because it’s just so god damn stupid, but maybe…Read More





