That Balls Outta Here » sarge http://thatballsouttahere.com A Philadelphia Phillies Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and More Mon, 20 May 2013 21:44:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 Practical Uses for Father’s Day Giveaway Hats http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/06/14/practical-uses-for-fathers-day-giveaway-hats/ http://thatballsouttahere.com/2011/06/14/practical-uses-for-fathers-day-giveaway-hats/#comments Tue, 14 Jun 2011 12:34:51 +0000 Justin Klugh http://thatballsouttahere.com/?p=5776 Hey, look at you.

You’re a 16-and-older male, out on the town.  What are you, headed for the mall to scam on some chicks?  ?  I just hope your plans don’t include getting the free giveaway at a Phillies game.  Because you are part of the most scorned demographic to spin a turnstile in Citizens Bank Park.

Fortunately, it was just the Father’s Day celebration at CBP; the game a year that stadium employees hand you something from a box on your way in.  Yes, even if you’re not a father.  What’s that?  You “…think you’re not a father, but who knows?”  Oh, right.  Because of all those anonymous sexual encounters you’ve had.

Congrats.

Well, over the years, the Phillies have given you a variety of gifts, all of which seem to fall under the category of “hat.”  Here are my personal thoughts on those I’ve received.

Hats! HATS!!!

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