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Heir Apparent Sought to Replace Phillies Manager Heir Apparent Ryne Sandbeg in Lehigh Valley
Phillies willing to narrow candidates down to ex-Royals players and coaches, for some reason I think when the 2012 Phillies season ended, we all nodded in agreement to what the main problem was: the…Read More
Lehigh Valley Ironpigs Top List of Best Triple-A Ballparks, Get Ryne Sandberg to Commit
Stadium Journey has been to every stadium in the country–every backwoods dirt field littered with cigarette butts, every sleek new digs housing a franchise that’s changed it’s nickname…Read More
Charlie Manuel and Ryne Sandberg Schedule Cool-Sounding Hang Out
If you ever wanted to hang out with Charlie Manuel and Ryne Sandberg, maybe dish on some baseball or how it feels to be born in a car or what being traded for Ivan DeJesus feels like, you finally, finally,…Read More
Phillies Farm System Ready to Move on from Offseason Coach Trauma
After several weeks in therapy, the Phillies have finally begun the emotional process of collecting their pride and newfound abandonment issues and moving on. Mark Parent is gone; he made his choice.…Read More
Phillies Welcome Ryne Sandberg Back After Little Job Interview “Experiment”
Fate is always best when it is accepted without question, I always say. For instance, I have wholly embraced my destiny to write and direct a disaster movie in which the earth’s water and land…Read More
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Fresh Off Stealing Phillies’ Playoff Dreams, Cardinals Trying to Steal Ryne Sandberg
“The St. Louis Cardinals have received permission from the Philadelphia Phillies to interview…Read More
Theo Epstein Moves Forward with Sinister Coachnapping Plan
Hey, look how young and hip and self-aware and gracious Theo Epstein is. While you were gushing over…Read More
Theo Epstein Rises as Culprit of Latest Phillies Coachnapping
Once again, as the cowards flee Boston, their bumbling steps are dragging lengths of debris behind them. …Read More
Everybody Look at Freddy Galvis and Respect Him
You may have noticed that our “Afterberth: IronPigs Edition” series quickly ended without…Read More
Ryne Sandberg to Mercilessly Monitor Ironpigs
Ryne may have only played 13 games in a Phillies uniform, but we are now hoping he will manage several…Read More
Ryne Sandberg Now Officially Back on Phillies Payroll; Jose Contreras Not
You can’t help but feel like we’re watching baseball’s longest running joke chug along…Read More
Ryne Sandberg Will Maybe Get Triple-A Consolation Prize
I don’t want to taunt the alarmingly knowledgeable Ryne Gery, but I will say that when I first…Read More
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