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Orr, Rollins Actually Hit Ball in Phils Comeback Win
The Marlins are in second place in the national league east and have a good, up and coming team. Â If they would have held onto the lead tonight, they would have pulled within one game of the team with…Read More
Kyle Kendrick Pitches Well in Phillies Win
The Phillies have assembled one of the most impressive starting pitching rotations in modern history. Â Despite this, Kyle Kendrick pitched today. Â Dostoevsky said “To live without hope is to cease…Read More
Ryan Madson Lends Name to Weird Spray Product
When he isn’t busy being passed over as the Phillies closer, Phillies closer Ryan Madson is updating the fuck out of his house with sustainable practices, according to an article on world famous…Read More
Ryan Madson Talked Into Being Psychopath by Scott Boras
Hey there! Â After weeks of graphic depictions of what is going on inside Chase Utley’s knee, why don’t we turn our horror masked by forced smiles in another direction! Â Why look, its Phillies…Read More
Ryan Madson Pretty Sure He’ll Be Slamming the Door in Philly
With a few questions still swirling around like stale toilet water before the 2011 Phillies season begins, why not take the healthy approach and ignore them entirely. Â In fact, let’s turn a blind…Read More
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NL East All-Division Pitching Staff
You may remember FanSided’s NL East All-Division offense. Â Everybody from Ryan Howard, Chase Utley,…Read More
When Will People Start Buying Phillies Shirts
As you can probably tell, the TBOH staff is made up of rebellious ne’er-do-well’s. Â We often…Read More
Some Weekend Ryan Madson Love For You
Sean Hagan, or The Red Suit, as he’s known on the masked vigilante circuit, finally got his punishment:…Read More
Phillies Fans Forced to be Enraged by Alternatives to Baseball in Awesome Mets Massacre
“What happened to the phils. Is it really 9-1 mets” “Who the hell was pitching? Â Lidge?” It…Read More
Defense in Atlanta Borders on Sheer F#@%ing Insanity
Stephen Strasburg, the Nationals’ light at the end of the tunnel, the golden child, the chosen…Read More
Bullpen Comes Together to Crush Kyle Kendrick’s Smile
Kyle Kendrick. Â All through Spring Training, he was a puppy waiting to be adopted. Â Every day, as the…Read More
BLOOD IN THE WATER: TBOH’s Ass-Kicking, Gunslinging, Shark Infested 2010 Phillies Preview
PART THREE Roy Halladay (17-10, 2.79 ERA, 32 G) What’s going to happen? Roy’s going to come…Read More
Human Corpse Closes For Phillies; Gives Up Walkoff Home Run
Braves 5, Phillies 4 I guess they got sick of airing “Legends of the Fall” because I recently…Read More
Not Really the Time, Everybody
Dear Brett, We wanted to let you know how much we appreciate the effort you’ve put in to getting…Read More
Dodge This
The NLCS is split right down the middle. Â Every poll I’ve seen is 50% for either team; even the…Read More
A Good Team Wins the Close Ones
I used to consider myself an athlete. I used to think that I was capable of achieving any of the plays…Read More
Cole ‘Labors,’ Rockies Even Series
Damn it. Three double plays, no runners in scoring position through the first four innings, and a revolving…Read More
Halladay Trade Proposal
According to FoxSports reporter Ken Rosenthal, the Toronto Blue Jays are listening to offers for ace…Read More
Phils Come Back To Even Series
Starting pitcher Cole Hamels was out after 5 innings. The Mets pitcher drove in a run for the second…Read More
Brad Lidge Placed on 15 Day DL
Finally, the much anticipated journey of Brad Lidge to the Disabled List has begun! Today, the Philadelphia…Read More
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