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Ryan Madson Proves To The World That Booing Is Good; Batteries and Flares, Still Bad

In an article that is both a back-handed compliment to Phillies fans and a front-handed slap in the face of everyone who has ever lustily booed a professional athlete in Philadelphia, Mike DiGiovanna…Read More

Ryan Madson TOTALLY Wants To Make Up, Guys

The end of Ryan Madson‘s tenure with the Phillies has never been adequately explained by anybody. You’ll remember about a year ago when Ruben Amaro was doing his dance with Madson and Jonathan…Read More

Ryan Madson Decides to Talk About, Not Prove Phillies Conspiracy Against Him

Thanks to Chase Utley, there isn’t a ton of fun Phillies news right now, so let’s turn out attention.  How about the one Ryan Madson plays for?  I forget who it is, exactly.  One of the…Read More

Jonathan Papelbon Instigates Rivalry as Ryan Madson Sits There Staring at the Wall

c/o someecards.com The Reds recently walked into their equipment shed and found Ryan Madson sitting alone in the dark, staring at the wall with a look of distant fury on his face.  After their initial…Read More

Ryan Madson Still Worth Something to Phillies Despite Being on Other Team

Saying good bye to Ryan Madson was hard.  Or at least, fast.  It kind of happened too quickly to really get upset about it.  And the next thing we knew, hey!  It’s Jonathan Papelbon!  That’s…Read More

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The First Six Challengers of Ryan Michael Madson

The date is September 27.  The year is 2003.  Over 58,000 people have gathered to watch a regular season…Read More

Ryan Madson Raises, Destroys Hope of Accepting Arbitration

Ryan may not find the deal he wants since he isn’t the only guy to turn to out there.  He could,…Read More

Let’s Get to the Bottom of this Papelbon Thing

By now, it should be clear that I have a problem with the Jonathan Papelbon signing.  Not just the four…Read More

Ryan Madson “Deal” to Include $44 Million, Scott Boras Snickering

If you thought that Ryan Madson’s contract negotiations were a gathering of friends dedication…Read More

Ryan Madson and Phillies Still Apparently Friends After All This Time

It really is that time of year when all of my posts include Ruben Amaro in some capacity, and he becomes…Read More

Who Had Money on Ben Francisco Being the Hero?

This one was pretty terrifying.  We were all prepared for a pitchers duel, but preparedness does not…Read More

Why Can’t Ruben Acquire Ryan Zimmerman?

What happened last night is something that we as Phillies fans are not accustomed to.  Ryan Madson…Read More

Phillies Medical Staff Finally Admits They Have No Idea What’s Wrong with Brad Lidge

Phillies closer Brad Lidge has been on the disabled list since he was 14 years old.  Reminders of his…Read More

Analysis of Ryan Madson’s Injury by a Furious Old Man

I’ve had hundreds of hand contusions in my day and only seven of them weren’t because I…Read More

Brad Lidge Still Not Here, in Case You Noticed

Phillies pitcher Brad Lidge developed discomfort in his throwing elbow after a bullpen session on Monday…Read More

Hamels Gets First Win in New York as Met Bullpen Implodes Again

I hate Jose Reyes.  As soon as that shit bucket gets on base there is a fairly large possibility that…Read More

Cliff Lee and Ryan Madson Combine to Shut Out Rangers/Help Humanity Avoid Rapture

Cliff Lee spent the end of last season pitching for the Texas Rangers.  Everyone really wanted him to…Read More

“If Your Problem’s a Chair, We’ll Kick It!”

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Halladay, Homers Lead Phils to 3-2 Win

C.J. Wilson says of bunch of stuff on twitter.  Before facing Roy Halladay he acknowledged the fact…Read More

Phillies Turn to Young Bullpen Arms in 5-4 Victory

This game had the makings of an absolute ass stomping.  Ryan Howard absolutely crushed a Brandon Beachy…Read More