Ryan Madson Proves To The World That Booing Is Good; Batteries and Flares, Still Bad
In an article that is both a back-handed compliment to Phillies fans and a front-handed slap in the face of everyone who has ever lustily booed a professional athlete in Philadelphia, Mike DiGiovanna…Read More
Ryan Madson TOTALLY Wants To Make Up, Guys
The end of Ryan Madson‘s tenure with the Phillies has never been adequately explained by anybody. You’ll remember about a year ago when Ruben Amaro was doing his dance with Madson and Jonathan…Read More
Ryan Madson Decides to Talk About, Not Prove Phillies Conspiracy Against Him
Thanks to Chase Utley, there isn’t a ton of fun Phillies news right now, so let’s turn out attention. How about the one Ryan Madson plays for? I forget who it is, exactly. One of the…Read More
Jonathan Papelbon Instigates Rivalry as Ryan Madson Sits There Staring at the Wall
c/o someecards.com The Reds recently walked into their equipment shed and found Ryan Madson sitting alone in the dark, staring at the wall with a look of distant fury on his face. After their initial…Read More
Ryan Madson Still Worth Something to Phillies Despite Being on Other Team
Saying good bye to Ryan Madson was hard. Or at least, fast. It kind of happened too quickly to really get upset about it. And the next thing we knew, hey! It’s Jonathan Papelbon! That’s…Read More
The First Six Challengers of Ryan Michael Madson
The date is September 27. The year is 2003. Over 58,000 people have gathered to watch a regular season…Read More
Ryan Madson Raises, Destroys Hope of Accepting Arbitration
Ryan may not find the deal he wants since he isn’t the only guy to turn to out there. He could,…Read More
Let’s Get to the Bottom of this Papelbon Thing
By now, it should be clear that I have a problem with the Jonathan Papelbon signing. Not just the four…Read More
Ryan Madson “Deal” to Include $44 Million, Scott Boras Snickering
If you thought that Ryan Madson’s contract negotiations were a gathering of friends dedication…Read More
Ryan Madson and Phillies Still Apparently Friends After All This Time
It really is that time of year when all of my posts include Ruben Amaro in some capacity, and he becomes…Read More
Who Had Money on Ben Francisco Being the Hero?
This one was pretty terrifying. We were all prepared for a pitchers duel, but preparedness does not…Read More
Why Can’t Ruben Acquire Ryan Zimmerman?
What happened last night is something that we as Phillies fans are not accustomed to. Ryan Madson…Read More
Phillies Medical Staff Finally Admits They Have No Idea What’s Wrong with Brad Lidge
Phillies closer Brad Lidge has been on the disabled list since he was 14 years old. Reminders of his…Read More
Analysis of Ryan Madson’s Injury by a Furious Old Man
I’ve had hundreds of hand contusions in my day and only seven of them weren’t because I…Read More
Brad Lidge Still Not Here, in Case You Noticed
Phillies pitcher Brad Lidge developed discomfort in his throwing elbow after a bullpen session on Monday…Read More
Hamels Gets First Win in New York as Met Bullpen Implodes Again
I hate Jose Reyes. As soon as that shit bucket gets on base there is a fairly large possibility that…Read More
Cliff Lee and Ryan Madson Combine to Shut Out Rangers/Help Humanity Avoid Rapture
Cliff Lee spent the end of last season pitching for the Texas Rangers. Everyone really wanted him to…Read More
Halladay, Homers Lead Phils to 3-2 Win
C.J. Wilson says of bunch of stuff on twitter. Before facing Roy Halladay he acknowledged the fact…Read More
Phillies Turn to Young Bullpen Arms in 5-4 Victory
This game had the makings of an absolute ass stomping. Ryan Howard absolutely crushed a Brandon Beachy…Read More










