Ryan Howard Celebrates Newfound Mobility by Giving Away Sports Equipment
It’s pretty adorable of the Phillies to let children help paint the Phillies mural going up at 24th and Walnut, but what the Phillies seem to be forgetting is that children are horrible artists.…Read More
Phillies All Say Beautiful, Heartbreaking Things About Jimmy Rollins
Jimmy Rollins took a short break from toying with our emotions this winter to host a charity event for Prevent Child Abuse Pennsylvania. It is not uncommon for the Phillies to support each other even…Read More
Phillies See Need for Youth, Sign Jim Thome
And then, just when you step away from your computer for a few hours because you have a life or maybe there was power outage or something, and Ruben Amaro pulls the trigger on the first round of offseason…Read More
Scientists Already Working to Put Ryan Howard Back Together
What happened to Ryan Howard is gross. What’s going on inside of his body is a horrible thing. Its now a war between his injury and the ability of his body to repair itself. Thankfully, we don’t…Read More
Ryan Howard to Begin Fun Journey to Ruptured Achilles Recovery
In Game One of the NLDS, Ryan Howard started an 11-run roasting of Jaime Garcia that set the tone for the series and made everybody who wasn’t us feel terrible about themselves. Then suddenly it…Read More
Offense Explodes in 11-6 Rout
Roy Halladay never pitches very well in the first inning. It is the only inning that Doc actually…Read More
Yet Another Phillie is Honored for Being Swell Guy
Ryan Howard hasn’t won the Roberto Clemente Award per se, but he leads the voting in the “charming…Read More
Ryan Howard Receiving Shot to Make Him Even More Powerful
“Even more powerful” in this case meaning “back to normal levels of power.” They…Read More
I Hate You Tony LaRussa
There are times when I have a little trouble focusing. I positive that I am not the only person who’s…Read More
Kendrick and Lee Pitch Phillies to Doubleheader Sweep
Ah the doubleheader. I think that my favorite part of the doubleheader is getting to listen to the…Read More
Phillies Trick Everyone; Totally Throw Party After Making Playoffs
“It was no big deal,” the media told us. ”They’ve been through this before.” They…Read More
Brewers Salvage Series, Nyjer Morgan Continues to be Insufferable
I’m not going to win every game. Vance Worley Not with that attitude you’re not. Vance…Read More
No Team Honoring Nyjer Morgan Deserves to Win a Game
Roy Halladay had a little bit of trouble with the Brewers in his career. It shocks me when Doc has…Read More
Ryan Howard Playing Well Despite Thing in His Achilles
You probably saw Ryan Howard galloping about the base paths with the blazing speed of a horse who just…Read More
Tonight Was Cliff Lee’s Sixth Shutout of the Year
How mad do you think that Yankees are every time that Bartolo Colon waddles out to the mound in lieu…Read More
Phillies Sweep Reds With 6-4 Victory
I usually attempt (mostly unsuccessfully) to come up with something witty to say at the beginning of…Read More
Bronson is a Stupid First Name
There was some concern that the hiccup in the Phillies schedule would throw the team off of its collective…Read More
Oswalt Not Sharp in 6-5 Loss
I got all excited after Roy Oswalt’s start against the Nationals. His fastball reached 94 on…Read More
Ryan Howard Suffering From What’s Known as “Weakness”
As we have all widely accepted, Ryan Howard is terrible. Therefore, there is no reason to get all worked…Read More
The Phillies Just Scored Seven Unearned Runs
I was shocked that John Lannan was shown in the visitor’s dugout getting all mad and throwing…Read More













