Ruben Amaro

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Ruben Amaro Verbalizes Intent to Keep Charlie Manuel, Reminds him Verbal Contracts Not Binding

“Oh, I don’t think there’s any question about that. Those are sensitive questions and I know people have to ask them, but I don’t have any thought about doing anything differently.” –Ruben…Read More

Ruben Amaro Is Mister Wizard

Energy and chemistry. They are the keys to any successful franchise. They’re also the keys to a functioning perpetual motion machine. When, oh when, will science finally catch up to our imaginations? In…Read More

Ruben Amaro Disgusted by How Easily You Buy into Cole Hamels Internet Rumors

We all got pretty upset yesterday when it was revealed that Ruben was calling teams, seeing if they’d love to have Cole Hamels in their rotation for a steep price.  It hurts, to find something like…Read More

Ruben Amaro Claims Honesty; Definitely Up to Something

Lying is an unfortunate part of baseball, like waiting in line for the bathroom, or reaching the bathroom and realizing what condition it’s in.  I have a disturbingly vivid memory of standing behind…Read More

Cole Hamels Contract Now Hinging on Special Bond of ‘Friendship’

When an agent and a general manager love each other very much, a contract extension is born.  In this case, it would be a Cole Hamels’ contract, one which would keep the Phillies the circus freak…Read More

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Ruben Amaro: Smug or Delusional?

One of the things that peeves me about modern-day sabermetric analysis is the way in which fans go about…Read More

Is Brad Lidge Worth It?

Nostalgia is a powerful force of nature.  It can warp our minds, cause temporary amnesia, and force…Read More

More Proof Howard Extension Was Bad Business

As if there wasn’t already enough proof out there that signing an aging first baseman to a 5-year,…Read More

Ruben Amaro Allows Himself to be Overheard Talking About Future Plans

Here in the Phillies’ knowledge-sphere, we only know what Ruben Amaro allows us to know.  Which…Read More

Ruben Amaro Reporting Repairs on Ryan Howard Going Great

After a tearjerking goodbye to his rascal, Ryan Howard said hello to his new mystic best friend, leg…Read More

With Rollins Signed, Ruben Amaro Concludes Personal Hygiene-Strike

The mussed up hair.  The sweaty brow.  The five o’clock shadow.  Who is this man?  Certainly…Read More

Phillies Fill Hole Vacated by Jimmy Rollins With Jimmy Rollins

Since the painful end of what was supposed to be a championship season, Ruben Amaro has dubbed addressing…Read More

Phillies Ask You to Remember, Cheer for Dontrelle Willis

Dontrelle Willis just signed a deal for a single year that is worth less than a million dollars, making…Read More

Jimmy Rollins Deal Reportedly Close, as if That Means Something

So how are the contract talks going with Jimmy Rollins?  Great!  So great that nobody has signed or…Read More

Rowand and VHS Tapes Have Outlived Their Usefulness

“Who the hell keeps sending me these VHS tapes of Aaron Rowand running into things!”  ”Jesus,…Read More

Laynce Nix Probably Also Not Answer to Shortstop Issue

For a guy who wants to nail down a deal for a shortstop, namely Jimm Rollins, Ruben Amaro sure does keep…Read More

Ruben Amaro Weirdly Open About Disinterest in Jose Reyes

“I never talk about free agents, but you can quote me on this. If he was in the Continental (restaurant)…Read More

Billy Wagner Apparently Drunk Dialed by Desperate Phillies

If reaching out to Travis d’Arnaud is calling your ex, getting in touch with Billy Wagner is drunk…Read More

Phillies Sign Ty Wigginton as Sure Fix to Every Problem

An ugly scene in the Cuddyer household is certainly unfolding as Michael watched the Phillies sign a…Read More

Phils Trade for Ty Wigginton, Won’t Return Michael Cuddyer’s Calls

Wait a second.  This does not seem like something that Ruben Amaro Jr. is want to do during his tenure…Read More