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Roy Oswalt Teases Philly Return, Flees to Mountains
And another desperate Phillies manuever flies off the board. During one of Roy Halladay’s recent meltdowns, Roy Oswalt suspiciously appeared on Twitter to announce his availability. ”COME…Read More
Roy Oswalt Surprisingly Didn’t Hate Philadelphia, Wants To Return
During last night’s 7-2 loss to the Mets at Citizens Bank Park, ESPN’s cameras caught Ruben Amaro using his Twitterberry phone to either send some kind of email, text message or tweet. To whom…Read More
Roy Oswalt Now a Name We’re Apparently Going to Hear
Vance Worley is gone. Okay? Just forget him. Whatever fantasies you had about him coming to your birthday party or tracking down all your Little League teammates as adults to inform them that yes,…Read More
Could Roy Ride Again?
You know the expression “stranger things have happened?” It’s an expression we use everyday, probably to the point of overuse. We say it when we play the lottery. We say it…Read More
Roy Oswalt Really Having a Problem Getting $10 million from Cardinals
It’s disappointing enough that Matt Stairs has chosen to spend his retirement years assimilating his flesh and guts to a massive Red Sox host. Now we’re learning that either Roy Oswalt is either…Read More
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Roy Oswalt Also Getting Whistled at by Red Sox
The parade of flirtatious suitors trying to get Roy Oswalt’s attention has continued, and this…Read More
Roy Oswalt Has No Problem Flirting with Yankees Right in Front of Us
Look at those two over there. Making eyes at each other and such. GET A ROOM ALREADY. SLUTS. Read…Read More
Phillies See Roy Oswalt and Brad Lidge Calling, Put Phones on ‘Silent’
This CBS Sports post on the topic seems to disregard Brad Lidge as a person, choosing instead to fill…Read More
Rollins Leads Phils to 7-1 Victory
The 2011 Philadelphia Phillies have tied the franchise record for victories with 101. In the process…Read More
Vintage Oswalt Pitches Phillies to Fifth Straight Division Title
I get really excited every time that Roy Oswalt looks like Roy Oswalt. Fastball velocity, check. Change-up…Read More
Ross Gload Pinch Hit Single Seals Sweep of Braves
The Phillies lead the major league in victories and have just swept their nearest competitor in a three…Read More
Do You Think Anyone in Florida Noticed That the Marlins Lost?
Jack McKeon is not coming back next year. Apparently he would rather spend his days quietly descending…Read More
Oswalt Not Sharp in 6-5 Loss
I got all excited after Roy Oswalt’s start against the Nationals. His fastball reached 94 on…Read More
Oswalt Shuts Down Nationals
It is really easy to forget how good Roy Oswalt is at throwing a baseball. Robbed of his velocity…Read More
Roy Oswalt to Media: “I’m not dead.”
You want to just proceed with caution here because Roy probably knows how his back and arm feel better…Read More
The Phillies Just Scored Seven Unearned Runs
I was shocked that John Lannan was shown in the visitor’s dugout getting all mad and throwing…Read More
Giants Avoid Sweep, Enrage Phanatic
He knows something is wrong. Trash cans lay overturned, rat carcasses strewn about his lair. He…Read More
Roy Oswalt Doesn’t Have Time for Stupid Rehab Assignment
Roy Oswalt is assuming that his body will be back to 100% after a single rehab assignment, which if you…Read More
Cole Hamels Pitches Two Games While Delirious from Poison Oak
The outdoors! They’re extremely dangerous. But whatever dangers the natural world has in store…Read More
Oswalt Hurt, Baez Awful as Phils Drop Series Finale to Cardinals
At this point I’m not really helping the team, I’m kind of a liability more than anything. -Roy…Read More
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