How Long Do The Phillies Stick With Roy Halladay?
Monday night’s 7-2 loss to the Mets, which dropped the Phillies to 2-5 on the 2013 season, was as depressing and sad as it gets. A former ace gets shelled once again, failing to make it through…Read More
Phillies Gameday: The Doctor Is In
“Out with the old, and in with the new” Roy Halladay (0-1, 13.50 ERA) The Phightins welcome the Mets to town for a three game set, with Doc taking the hill in the opener. There may have never…Read More
Series Six-Pack: “I wanted to jump on the field and strangle them.”
It’s time for Series Six-Packs again, and we’re only two series late! It’s the intense dedication that sets the web site apart from the rest. Today, we speak with Danny Abriano of Rising…Read More
Despite My Instinct To Panic, Some Hope For Roy Halladay
It’s understandable if you’re panicking about Roy Halladay right now. We all totally get it. It’s justified. You are not crazy if you only got three hours of sleep last night, tossing…Read More
NOW It’s Sane to Panic: Phillies Lose 9-2
We knew Roy wasn’t gonna be Roy. But we were still waiting for that inspirational quote to give us hope we didn’t deserve and confidence we didn’t really have. A little before game…Read More
Phillies Nervously Anticipate First Official Start of the “New” Roy Halladay
It’s a really good thing everyone had to wait 48 hours for the Phillies to play Games 1 and 2…Read More
Phillies Spring Training Goes Out with a “Hrrmmmmph”
It’s been a very long spring training. They fit an entire baseball olympics inside it. The novelty…Read More
“There Is Nothing Wrong With Roy Halladay,” Says Roy Halladay
There you go, believing your lying eyes again. What have I told you all about doing that? You say you’re…Read More
Phillies Lineup Starts Out Okay, Then Gets All “Laynce Nix-ish”
The Phillies are putting out a lineup today against the Blue Jays that could be emulating quite successfully…Read More
Despite Assumptions of Strangers from Internet, Roy Halladay Claims Good Health
It became clear to everyone here today that Aaron Cook or Adam Morgan will be playing career roles for…Read More
Totally Fine Roy Halladay Takes Mound Today to Prove Whether he will Ever Pitch Again
We all know what’s gotten Roy Halladay to this point. What we don’t know is how things are…Read More
Troublesome Roy Halladay Performance Blows up Internet
Not necessarily because of how good it is. Halladay throws 27 pitches in 1st inning. Consistently 88-89…Read More
Roy Halladay Green Lit to Start Final Spring Training Cataclysm
Roy Halladay’s bizarre preseason will come to a stoic conclusion on the 28th when he throws his…Read More
Roy Halladay Moving in Right Direction which is Opposite Direction of Toilet
Calling the loss of ten pounds due to a stomach virus a “setback,” Roy Halladay continues…Read More
Can Cliff Lee Improve In 2013?
If you watched the Phillies in 2012, you know that Cliff Lee was both incredible and the unluckiest…Read More
Phillies Insist Everything With Roy Halladay Is Broken Except His Shoulder
Everyone tuned into Sunday’s St. Patrick’s Day game against the Orioles in Clearwater for…Read More
Roy Halladay Throws Surprisingly Non-Disastrous Bullpen Session
In what has been described as a “typical bullpen session,” at least visually, but was actually…Read More
Rich Dubee Is Totally Okay With You Knowing He Lied To You About Roy Halladay
When Roy Halladay was struggling through a less-than-stellar spring training last year, everyone was…Read More
Roy Halladay Feeling No Pain as City Burns Around Him
It’s the little things that kill you. Constant hunger? BAM! Tapeworm. It’s how the world…Read More
Phillies-Nationals Rivalry Heats Up Under The Florida Sun
The Phillies downed the rival Nats today by a score of 6-3. It was nice to see the club rebound from…Read More





















