Phillies Team Doctor Chooses Words on Roy Halladay Very, Very Carefully
Roy Halladay’s surgery is over, and the incredibly intense recovery process is underway. That leaves things up to Phillies head trainer Dr. Michael Ciccotti, who has the unenviable task of relaying information…Read More
Roy Halladay Beats the Hell out of Shoulder Surgery
2013 President of Major League Baseball’s Team Physician Association Michael Ciccotti released a statement on Roy Halladay this afternoon: “He had an arthroscopic evaluation and underwent debridement…Read More
Phillies Fans Issue Counter-Apology to Roy Halladay
Phillies fans offered a response to injured legend Roy Halladay’s gutwrenching apology the other day, after several nights of staring at the ceiling and needlessly lashing out at co-workers. The…Read More
Roy Halladay Issues The Most Unnecessary Apology In Human History
I hope the people that booed Roy Halladay at his last two starts in Philadelphia feel about two inches tall right now. Because they should. Shortly before Friday night’s game against the Arizona…Read More
Charlie Manuel Recognized for Not Being Fired Despite Wishes of Internet
Charlie Manuel used to run this town. It was for a few minutes after the World Series. Then, enough moments had passed that we started realizing he hadn’t just one the 2008 World Series; he hadn’t yet won…Read More
Here’s Why Roy Halladay’s Surgery Isn’t Such Bad News
Losing Roy Halladay for potentially three months, and perhaps the whole season, to shoulder surgery…Read More
Roy Halladay Reportedly Alive After Visit to Weirdly-Named Doctor
After hours of speculation, we have our answer on Roy Halladay: He is fine and everything is going to…Read More
Charlie Manuel and Roy Halladay Maintain Special, Silent Relationship
Charlie Manuel and Roy Halladay are best friends, they just don’t talk very much or hang out too…Read More
Tyler Cloyd Asked to Pick Up where Roy Halladay Left Off
Soon, we will welcome Tyler Cloyd back to the Major League rotation. Hi, Tyler! Tyler’s mesmerizing…Read More
Joe Savery Selected as Roy Halladay’s Replacement
Roy Halladay is officially on the 15-day disabled list, presuming he currently contains only 15 days…Read More
Sunshine and Happiness Murdered at Citizens Bank Park as Phillies Lose 117-2
As reported earlier, Roy Halladay surrendered a metric ton of runs to the Marlins, as well doing other uncharacteristically awful…Read More
Roy Halladay Continues Writing Feel-Bad Story of the Year
Roy Halladay blew up today, and I mean, it was real bad. He lasted a Halladay-esque four innings,…Read More
Roy Halladay Not Discouraged by Undeniably Discouraging Performance
Cliff Lee returns to Cleveland tonight for the first time since the trade that set things right. Meanwhile,…Read More
Roy Halladay Destroys All Momentum, Gets Blasted By Cleveland 14-2
Perhaps the only good part of the game was when the Phillies sacked Zack McAlister in the end zone for…Read More
Phillies Gameday: Two Homecomings For The Price Of One
There are a lot of great sub-plots in this brief 2-game set between the Phillies and Indians. Charlie…Read More
Concerns Raised Over Roy Halladay’s Lack of Offensive Production
Just what you thought the Phillies’ troubles were over, [EDITOR'S NOTE: No one has thought that]…Read More
Roy Halladay Wins Game, Watches Phillies Lose It 5-3
Roy Halladay was angry tonight. He was angry that he was called back to the dugout so Kevin Frandsen…Read More
Doc Goes the “Distance,” Phils Shut Down Cards, 8-2
These are more intimidating to write when actual things have happened. The Phils raced the scheduled…Read More
Phillies Gameday: Streaking In The Wrong Direction
Didn’t someone say how the Phillies early schedule was going to be a cake walk? Three games against…Read More
When It Comes To Roy Halladay, Ignore The Style Points
It was against the Miami Marlins, so Roy Halladay’s performance on Sunday has to be considered…Read More





















