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Roy Oswalt Has No Problem Flirting with Yankees Right in Front of Us

Look at those two over there.  Making eyes at each other and such.  GET A ROOM ALREADY. SLUTS. Read | Share

Cole Hamels to Miss Next Start Due to Totally Fine Shoulder

Evil has a new name; a flowing, Shakesperean poem that sounds at ease with it’s own dark, debilitating nature. “inflammation in the posterior rotator cuff behind his left shoulder” Not…Read More

Roy Oswalt Doesn’t Have Time for Stupid Rehab Assignment

Roy Oswalt is assuming that his body will be back to 100% after a single rehab assignment, which if you understand how human bodies work, makes total sense. Read | Share

Roy Oswalt’s Patronizing Nickname Probably to Blame for Skid

Is Oswalt having as much fun as the final few months of last season? “Yeah,” he said flatly. It was an unconvincing answer… –Matt Gelb, Philly Inquirer We’ve been calling…Read More

Phil-Literature: “Armed and Dangerous”

Armed & Dangerous:  The 2011 Phillies Perfectly Pitched and Poised to Dominate by Fran Zimniuch Triumph Books Okay, so, no. You can’t write “The Best Pitching Staff Ever Assembled”…Read More

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Sports Illustrated Ruins One-Second Break from Phillies Rotation Coverage

For mere moments, we were stolen away from the madness as everyone’s attention turned to the encroaching…Read More

Jamie Moyer Hates the Idea of Baseball Without Him

If you thought phrases like “retirement,” “prime,” or “If you go out there,…Read More

Charlie Manuel Dreams of Team that is All Pitchers

In an “article” that could have easily been trimmed into a tweet, Bob Brookover knowingly…Read More

Phillies Forecast Showing Four More Years of Smug

As near as we can tell, “Philadelphia Phillies GM” was a job filled by a seal wearing a clown…Read More

Joe Blanton Spurned with Lack of Hat

I was salivating over the interview of the Phillies rotation by John Smoltz for the MLB Network and,…Read More

Someone Else Finally Ready to Acknowledge that Joe Blanton Exists

“What they have over there in Philadelphia, it’s a really, really incredible pitching staff.…Read More

Washington Post Loves You More than Phillies Ever Could, Jayson Werth

The Washington Post is running a bejeweled dagger of a story this morning.  They seem to think the Phillies…Read More

John Maine Breaks Hearts All Over Philadelphia

Now we know how the Yankees feel. Read | Share

Pottstown Phillies Writer Probably Going to be Devastated

Interesting trend out of Pottstown this past week, when fans took to the headlines to express the childlike…Read More

Cole Hamels Waiting by Phone for Phillies’ Extension

“My philosophy has always been the best position to take is one of concentrating on completing…Read More

Baseball Genius Charlie Manuel Starts Roy Halladay in Game 1

Are you sick of this picture yet. I’m not putting it up here because you’ll find it literally…Read More

Finally, Your Stupid 2010 TBOH NLDS Preview

The playoffs require those of us who may be distracted by video games or birds that make weird noises…Read More