Roy Oswalt Has No Problem Flirting with Yankees Right in Front of Us
Look at those two over there. Making eyes at each other and such. GET A ROOM ALREADY. SLUTS. Read | Share
Cole Hamels to Miss Next Start Due to Totally Fine Shoulder
Evil has a new name; a flowing, Shakesperean poem that sounds at ease with it’s own dark, debilitating nature. “inflammation in the posterior rotator cuff behind his left shoulder” Not…Read More
Roy Oswalt Doesn’t Have Time for Stupid Rehab Assignment
Roy Oswalt is assuming that his body will be back to 100% after a single rehab assignment, which if you understand how human bodies work, makes total sense. Read | Share
Roy Oswalt’s Patronizing Nickname Probably to Blame for Skid
Is Oswalt having as much fun as the final few months of last season? “Yeah,” he said flatly. It was an unconvincing answer… –Matt Gelb, Philly Inquirer We’ve been calling…Read More
Phil-Literature: “Armed and Dangerous”
Armed & Dangerous: The 2011 Phillies Perfectly Pitched and Poised to Dominate by Fran Zimniuch Triumph Books Okay, so, no. You can’t write “The Best Pitching Staff Ever Assembled”…Read More
Sports Illustrated Ruins One-Second Break from Phillies Rotation Coverage
For mere moments, we were stolen away from the madness as everyone’s attention turned to the encroaching…Read More
Jamie Moyer Hates the Idea of Baseball Without Him
If you thought phrases like “retirement,” “prime,” or “If you go out there,…Read More
Charlie Manuel Dreams of Team that is All Pitchers
In an “article” that could have easily been trimmed into a tweet, Bob Brookover knowingly…Read More
Phillies Forecast Showing Four More Years of Smug
As near as we can tell, “Philadelphia Phillies GM” was a job filled by a seal wearing a clown…Read More
Joe Blanton Spurned with Lack of Hat
I was salivating over the interview of the Phillies rotation by John Smoltz for the MLB Network and,…Read More
Someone Else Finally Ready to Acknowledge that Joe Blanton Exists
“What they have over there in Philadelphia, it’s a really, really incredible pitching staff.…Read More
Washington Post Loves You More than Phillies Ever Could, Jayson Werth
The Washington Post is running a bejeweled dagger of a story this morning. They seem to think the Phillies…Read More
Pottstown Phillies Writer Probably Going to be Devastated
Interesting trend out of Pottstown this past week, when fans took to the headlines to express the childlike…Read More
Cole Hamels Waiting by Phone for Phillies’ Extension
“My philosophy has always been the best position to take is one of concentrating on completing…Read More
Baseball Genius Charlie Manuel Starts Roy Halladay in Game 1
Are you sick of this picture yet. I’m not putting it up here because you’ll find it literally…Read More
Finally, Your Stupid 2010 TBOH NLDS Preview
The playoffs require those of us who may be distracted by video games or birds that make weird noises…Read More











